Pessimist Magnets

(n.) An optimist with real world experience.

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NOTHING IS BETTER NOTHING IS BEST WE ARE UNHAPPY WE ARE UNBLESSED

No matter how much you say it, onions always somehow get on the plate. Keep pushing for #NoOnions in the most pessimistic way possible

oh well

cool description of the uber pessimist

political term commonly used in the United Kingdom

A simply drawn white cat who is about to drop a glass of water is the center of the item. The written indications conform a meme-like graph. The classic optimist and pessimist ambivalence is invaded by a nasty me.

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"A Natural Pessimist" is a collection of products created for those who value honesty and a healthy dose of humor. Our products are perfect for those who sometimes admit to their pessimistic outlook on life. Express your personality and distance yourself in a funny way with our products. Let the world know that pessimism can still be charming!

If you love Mr Pessimist , then you'll love our Mr Pessimist Parlipod Fandom shirt.

Pessimist funny sarcastic definition gift

Are you an optimist, are you a pessimist or do you consider yourself being in between?

I'm half optimist half pessimist : I'm positive that things will go wrong

Alphabet words design. P is for a pessimist. Are you pessimistic? Let everyone know it.

"Marvin the paranoid android" is a character from the book(and movie) "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", but you already know that . He's a pessimist robot, but you already know that. So...since you already know everything there's to know, Come, see and buy this shirt with a few of the best and most hilarious quotes of this little pessimist robot.

Everything Sucks!

Are you an optimist, are you a pessimist or do you consider yourself being in between?

The Glass is Cracked is for those people who are beyond pessimistic. They don't see the glass as half empty. They see it as cracked with no hope of ever being half full again.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something. funny quote saying phrase

Everything Happens For No Reason.

Dive into the shadows with our 'Pessimist' tee. This design is a poetic exploration of doubt, inviting you to embrace the beauty within the complexity of perspective.

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Sarcastic design about 2023. The joke is to wear it in January. In the following months, it becomes less and less funny and more and more accurate.

Antonio Gramsci portrait and quote: I'm a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will.

Features half an illustrated portrait of German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer with an inspiring, popular quote. Makes a cool gift for Schopenhauer fans, anyone who could use some empowering advice, and students and teachers of western philosophy, literature, pessimism, religion, and the humanities.

Perfect Gift for anyone who loves Beer, this will be a great shirt for you to wear. Awesome gift idea!

This funny Optimist, Pessimist, Engineer t-shirt is an awesome idea to wear if you’re studying Engineering or if you’re related with the area. It’s also a great idea as a gift for a t-shirt lover.

Designs inspired from life! Something for all the true horse lovers out there! With love!

Sarcastic design about 2023. The joke is to wear it in January. In the following months, it becomes less and less funny and more and more accurate.

Radiate negativity - black, red and yellow design with a biohazard mask and toxic radiation symbol. We all feel those negative vibes sometimes,and this design helps you keep the optimists away. A perfect gift idea to the natural born pessimist among your friends and family.

Ingsoc - George Orwell

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Nihilism and Existential Crisis.

A simple visual of how an artist views life