Physics Humor Magnets

Design is a cat in a box, with the words, "Tell Schrodinger That I'm Out & That I'm Coming For Him!". Schrodinger's cat, physics humor, nerdy, geeky.

who says it's a fundamental constant? Laws of thermodynamics my foot! Why, back in my day when anything was going to degrade over time it really got on with it, not like the nonsense that happens today...

Funny Science Joke Never Trust Atoms Physics Teacher Student Gift Classic Science physics joke shirt, Why Can You Never Trust Atoms? They Make Up Everything. If you love funny cheesy science jokes then this never trust atoms tshirt is just for you. Ideal for Science and Physics teachers, students, Phd, Major, researcher, professor, fans.

Physics humor, it's not just for nerds anymore

For the physics geek in your life

If you are a mechanical engineer, web handler, physicist, or life the life of rollers, webs, ball-bearings then you will like this design. My Dad is a lifelong web handling specialist optimizing tension, velocity, and sag for the best possible machine design. This under-wrapping tension example is a classic dry engineering joke...that need not explained to those engineering nuts.

Everything Happens For A Reason... And That Reason Is Usually Physics.

Phyics is such a theoretical subject, but the fun part about it is absolutely real!

I only give negative feedback science humor design

Ever wonder how birds seem to know just how to hit your car? This shirt suggests an answer, using calculations typically learned in a first-year physics class.

Physicist

A fictional quantum mechanic servicing your broken atoms. A diagram of the intersection showing the location, or at least a probability distribution of dots showing where they probably are, in according with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.

If you have a passion for chemistry you need to purchase this cool cartoon Technically The Glass Is Always Full Chemistry Science tee for a party, laboratory class or buy it for a chemistry teacher or a science student. This hilarious shirt features cartoon test tube filled with water and air and says Technically The Glass Is Always Full. The tee is suitable for a chemistry lover, chemist and a science lover with sense of humor.

Don't be a da/dt. A jerk in other words. Show your inner nerd and your abilities in vector calculus...and physics.

For physics geeks, Feynman fans, astronomy buffs and general science nerds (like me!). 137 (also known as The Fine Constant) is a number that will always be fine by me, at least in this specific universe.

In all forms! For science geeks and cat acolytes. A kitty triple intended pun with the matter of cute cats, and how cat physics matter to us!

Add some fun to your wardrobe with this funny physics eduation

What do you believe? Don't believe anything. Know. To ignore evidence and demonstratable facts that result from the scientific method is to embrace ignorance.

It's the ultimate game and you're already playing, whether you want to or not!

heavy metal style design

Back that beaker up for the perfect chemistry pun gift.

Cute polar bears for the proud science geek, labelled with positive and negative dipoles and portrayed with opposite charges attracting as if dissolved in water.

If it's not physics then it's just stamp collecting. What more is there to say?

An atomically bad joke.

Sagittarius A* is believed to be a supermassive black hole at the center of the milky way galaxy. The event horizon is the area around a black hole in which the force of gravity is so strong that electromagnetic radiation cannot escape.

Funny Physics Design! Perfect Gift for every physics lover! Life is as simple as Quantum Physics!

Science is real, but quantum physics is witchcraft. Quantum physics is a field of physics and science and deals with quanta.

Physics and Science

A reference to the classic physics joke about physicists and their problem solving methods, as embodied in the punchline "But it only works for spherical cows in a vacuum." The perfect gift for the physics student or teacher with a sense of humor.

You matter funny physics nerd humor

Life is as simple as Physics! Perfect Gift for every physics lover!

Unique Design for Physics lovers, teachers, students, physicists, etc.

In the first law, an object will not change its motion unless a force acts on it. In the second law, the force on an object is equal to its mass times its acceleration. In the third law, when two objects interact, they apply forces to each other of equal magnitude and opposite direction.

Schrodinger's cat for president says it all.

Be inspiring. Be offensive. Be yourself!

Apparel for physics lovers, teachers, and students.