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The black knight always triumphs!

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The perfect gift for snake lovers! This cute pet design features a corn snake with humorous anatomy labels. This design makes a great gift for reptile lovers, snake and python moms and dads, friends, and family.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

I move for no man

Tim the enchanter

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

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“She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

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Python is an interpreted, high-level and general-purpose programming language. Python's design philosophy emphasizes code readability with its notable use of significant whitespace.

monty python and the holy grail

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Abbey Road mashup

What in the bloody hell is this?

Ball pythons are just harmless little noodles that like a cuddle :)

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It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

For the keepers of the sacred words. Inspired by the Knights Who Say Ni, this shirt looks nice and is not too expensive.

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Black Knight

Pied or Piebald Pythons are beautiful

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Tis but a Scratch

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.