Red Leg Magnets

The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

You'll shoot your eye out!

Perfect for soldiers, Anti-Aircraft Command veterans, military gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Army Anti-Aircraft Command gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

It's a major award!

Jazz + Universe cartoon style = The Red Lady

Perfect for soldiers, field artillery veterans, military simulator gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool US Army Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Not only is Die Hard a Christmas movie, but it's also a Christmas classic. Just ask Ralphie. Note: check my store for another version without the bunny suit,

Carbine action 200 shots Authentic Range model air rifle Use caution around eye

All parts of the chicken are equally delicious. Show your love of chicken and/or delicious food, and get yourself some clothing or home decor featuring this cute chicken drumstick design. Perfect for those working in food service, or for the chicken lover in your life.

Ralphie would have loved this Red Ryder t-shirt almost as much as the BB gun itself. Wear it as you defend your backyard against Black Bart. Oh, and remember, don't shoot your eye out.

This cute red panda wears an artificial leg and smiles happily. Do you love cat bears? Then this cartoon panda with prosthesis is just right.

Home of the Chinese Turkey

Christmas Story

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Ideal for artillery veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays.

None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks

Wet Leg - Red Diamond

Ideal for artillery veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays.

In this shootout you want Red Ryder on your side.

Fragile It Must Be Italian - A Christmas Story- Ralphie - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Red Ryder

He had yellow eyes!

Whip, the chicken lovin’ cat, is helping himself to his favorite dish for his purrfect meal

the old man was a feared furnace wrangler

The orginial ad for the red ryder cowboy carbine BB rifle from the famous Christmas movie from the 80's.

You did it on purpose. Not a finger!

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

It's a piece of art!

Perfect for soldiers, field artillery veterans, military simulator gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool US Army Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Perfect for soldiers, field artillery veterans, military simulator gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool US Army Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Perfect for soldiers, field artillery veterans, military simulator gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool US Army Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Perfect for soldiers, field artillery veterans, military simulator gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool US Army Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Terrible hairy tarantula threatening appearance

Perfect for soldiers, field artillery veterans, military simulator gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool US Army Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Christmas only comes once a year

I'll do it in four minutes, time me!

Celebrate the Fudged up 2020 Christmas in style with Ralphie in the dark comic stylings of Erin Diaz.