Schmuck Magnets

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Fair is fair, I warned you!

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For dorks, goobers, and anyone who gives off total schmuck vibes. // Copyright © 2021 Jake Ingram and Ingram Designs.

Are you looking for the perfect shirt to wear while you prahnk someone with too much tuna? Or to constantly remind everyone you work with of the stakes of life? Look no further than this shirt inspired by one of the best quote to come out of George St. Geegland's mouth. Perfect for fans of "Kroll Sho", John Mulaney, Nick Kroll, Oh, Hello!, or the classic prank show "Too Much Tuna".

Are you paranoid that the Illuminati (or at the very least, the Bilderberg group or some other ultra-capitalist conspiracy) are really in charge of the U$A? Are you worried that the NSA is constantly surveilling you? Then follow the words of Hagbard Celine, and "Think for yourself, schmuck!"

Are you looking for the perfect shirt to wear while you prahnk someone with too much tuna? Or to constantly remind everyone you work with of the stakes of life? Look no further than this shirt inspired by one of the best quote to come out of George St. Geegland's mouth. Perfect for fans of "Kroll Sho", John Mulaney, Nick Kroll, Oh, Hello!, or the classic prank show "Too Much Tuna".

you're born a schmuck and you'll die a schmuck welcome to hell idiot

This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

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This is a thing you can buy, if you like.