Scotch Magnets

No way! YOUR first name is Scotch?

Scotch (Sc-O-Tc-H) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Scandium, Oxygen, Technetium, and Hydrogen!

From Glasgow to Edinburgh and across Loch Ness it is well known. You got your Highlands, Lowlands, Islays, Speysides and Campbeltowns. Any old whiskey just won’t do. Come the day’s end, happy hour, or a cocktail party, your liquor of choice must be Scotch. It must be from Scotland. It must be Scottish. Scotch Rocks!

Design for scotch lover

A sip of Scotch whiskey and you immediately know if it is blended or single malt. You’ll tell us if it was produced in the Islands, the Highlands, the Lowlands or Speyside. You speak to your drink and it speaks through you. You are The Scotch Whisperer.

Three purple scotch thisle flowers

Scotch SZN

From Glasgow to Edinburgh and across Loch Ness it is well known. You got your Highlands, Lowlands, Islays, Speysides and Campbeltowns. Any old whiskey just won’t do. Come the day’s end, happy hour, or a cocktail party, your liquor of choice must be Scotch. It must be from Scotland. It must be Scottish. Anything else is crap.

You know your Highlands from your Lowlands, your Islands from your Islays, your Speysides from your Campbeltowns. Any old alcohol won’t do. Your liquor of choice must be Scotch. Funny drinking sayings always bring a smile to the face of any scotch drinker. Rock this funny scotch design come the day’s end, at happy hour, a cocktail party.

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Get loose as a goose and have a drink. It'll be our little secret.

You know your Highlands from your Lowlands, your Islands from your Islays, your Speysides from your Campbeltowns. Any old alcohol won’t do. Your liquor of choice must be Scotch. Funny drinking sayings always bring a smile to the face of any scotch drinker. eBrush Design graphic designs for scotch lovers are sure to be loved by scotch drinkers of all stripes. Funny, poignant or inspiring, our funny scotch-themed designs make an impression.

The preferred drink of San Diego's most famous newsman.

You know your Highlands from your Lowlands, your Islands from your Islays, your Speysides from your Campbeltowns. Any old alcohol won’t do. Your liquor of choice must be Scotch. Funny drinking sayings always bring a smile to the face of any scotch drinker. Rock this funny scotch design come the day’s end, at happy hour, a cocktail party.

I’ve never worked at a distillery (dream job, feel free to get in touch with any details) so I came up with a piece of prose to help remember how the drink of the Gods was captured by us mere mortals.

You know your Highlands from your Lowlands, your Islands from your Islays, your Speysides from your Campbeltowns. Any old alcohol won’t do. Your liquor of choice must be Scotch. Funny drinking sayings always bring a smile to the face of any scotch drinker. Rock this funny scotch design come the day’s end, at happy hour, a cocktail party.

For Lady or Gentlemen

The best scotch is part art and part science, which is why it should be periodically consumed! Find your perfect whiskey chemistry with this periodic table of elements. Delight the chemist or scientist in your life who also loves bourbon, rye, and single malt.

This funny keep calm and drink scotch design is for anyone whose drink of choice always includes scotch, whether you like it neat or on the rocks. This design features a drinking glass illustration and text on a black background.

Also check out the black background version and the glass only version in my store!

When he isn't enjoying some Lagavulin he is smuggling for the Hutts!

No Smell, No Tell

Also check out the black and white background versions in my store!

You can’t get good whisky without a good pot still. This is where some of the magic happens :)

Also check out the white background version and the glass only version in my store!

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch

Hennigan's-Scotch-SEINFLED

The scotch that newspeople everywhere drink. in my belly

Scotch Whisky

Scotch Bonnet MOA Chili Pepper simplified

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Scotch Oats

single malt whiskey bottles illustration

Scotch is soup, right?

A Scotch Brite logo parody with groundskeeper willie