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A funny writer design in a vintage style that is perfect for aspiring authors and novelists! Makes a great novelty gift for Christmas, Birthdays and any other special occasion

A funny writer design in a vintage style that is perfect for aspiring authors and novelists! Makes a great novelty gift for Christmas, Birthdays and any other special occasion

Read all the romances and stay home!

Wear a mask, read romance books, stay home. What a safe way to live. Your auntie said so.

A squared version of the cover art for the self published novel Variant's Fire.

The cover art and title of my book, Just Breathe

On Earth, Carrie Hauser is a hero. But on the far side of the galaxy, she’s just another soldier on the front lines of an interplanetary war. Carrie has barely recovered from thwarting an alien invasion of her home town when she’s whisked away to the heart of the Kyros Alliance and pressed into service with the Vanguard, a cosmic peacekeeping force dedicated to defeating the terrorist network known as the Black End. Surrounded by hostile extraterrestrials, including among her teammates in the Vanguard, Carrie finds herself in for the fight of her life against an unstoppable force hellbent on spreading chaos and destruction — and if the Kyros Alliance falls, Earth could be next. Get ready for the wildest ride yet in the Action...

You’re invited to the wedding of the year! In lieu of gifts, the bride and groom humbly ask that you do not try to murder them. After barely surviving Habbatarr the lich-lord and the Dead City of Hesre, Derek Strongarm and Felix Lightfoot and their companions are ready for some well-deserved rest. All they want now is good food, cold beer, a warm bed, and maybe a few days without someone trying to kill them. And then they encounter a damsel in distress and, well, so much for that idea. The damsel in question is the Lady Alyssa Spendle, a spoiled noble promised to Lord Paradim as part of a brokered political marriage, and the distress comes in the form of a determined group of kidnappers looking to make a quick profit off Alyssa’...

Normally a writer's block is a bad thing but this is a positive spin on that idea.

One war is over but a new war is beginning, and Lightstorm is once again caught in the crossfire. After eight months in space fighting alongside the Vanguard against the Black End, Carrie “Lightstorm” Hauser comes home to rejoin her friends and family — but do they even need her anymore? Carrie returns to Earth and finds herself a stranger in her own life. Matt has taken over as leader of the Hero Squad, her secret identity has been revealed to the world, and her father wants nothing to do with his super-hero daughter. Worst of all, Concorde refuses to let Carrie back in the field until she deals with the trauma she suffered in the Black End War. As Carrie struggles to figure out her place in the world, a new threat rises in ...

A funny writer design in a vintage style that is perfect for aspiring authors and novelists! Makes a great novelty gift for Christmas, Birthdays and any other special occasion

A funny writer design in a vintage style that is perfect for aspiring authors and novelists! Makes a great novelty gift for Christmas, Birthdays and any other special occasion

A funny writer design in a vintage style that is perfect for aspiring authors and novelists! Makes a great novelty gift for Christmas, Birthdays and any other special occasion

A funny writer design in a vintage style that is perfect for aspiring authors and novelists! Makes a great novelty gift for Christmas, Birthdays and any other special occasion