Slogan Quote Magnets

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Thou Shall Not Try Me - funny print

a funny design for those among us who can carry it off. Self confidence is a good thing. Self belief is good too. Just be nice :-). the perfect gift for you 'life of the party' friend or family member.

Vintage 1974 Original Parts

Buy this 'Funner More Gooder Than Just Fun Definition' design if you are a fun loving person. This fun design defines you which makes it a must wear for you. Makes an awesome Christmas gift for any person who makes you smile.

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

Some holy smack talk for you all...

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

Not Action Talk Only

I'm sure everything will work out!

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

FUNNY QUOTES

WTF

As though they wish to see a glimpse of what the heat would be like Hades, old folks move to Florida in their retirement years. They have air-conditioning, but rarely use it. They eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon and squabble amongst themselves. And when their kids come to visit, they lay out the sofa bed with the annoying bar running down the centre of the mattress, denying any living thing a good night's sleep.

Slow Down

FUNNY QUOTES

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

FUNNY QUOTES / THIS IS MY BLUE SHIRT T-SHIRT AND APPAREL

Science - Because You Can't Figure Out Shit By Praying.

I whisper wtf to myself at least 20 times a day

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

Funny-quotes

FUNNY QUOTES T-SHIRT

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

Funny Death Metal Rainbow (vintage distressed look)

Anti Bigot Trump If Only Closed Minds Closed Mouths

I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

FUNNY QUOTES / IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME T-SHIRT AND APPAREL

Funny Screaming Internally print

FUNNY QUOTES

Funny design

In my defense I was left unsupervised

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Some Words On A Shirt Funny T-shirt For Men And Women

Rodeo Cowboy Paradise.

Hope you like it.