Xmas Humor Magnets

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The girls are ready to eat cheesecake, delve Shady Pines, and slay dragons; and they're all out of cheesecake...

inspired by trading places

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"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Fight Bill Fun

That is not even a word!

Happy whatever doesn't offend you shirt funny holiday tee

Wilford Brimley was a distinguished American actor widely recognized for his roles in various films, including "Cocoon," "The Natural," and "The Thing." One of his most enduring contributions to pop culture was his participation in diabetes awareness campaigns, where he became known for his unique pronunciation of "diabetes" as "diabeetus." His work is remembered for its authenticity and the memorable characters he brought to life on screen.

"Ma Mama Mom Bruh": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or Mother's Day 2024 gift idea for women. With humor and meme-inspired vibes, this design affectionately blends different terms for "mom," capturing the unique and endearing relationship between a mother and her children. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Llamas said knock you out! This funny llama gift will make you smile. Featuring a cool llama in sunglasses and a gold chain - he's a real gangster. A funny llama gift that will make you and your llama mama smile! A cute llama gift for llama fans, llama lovers, or anyone crazy about llamas. A funny llama gift for kids, men and women.

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

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Relive the thrilling fun of National Lampoon's Vacation all over again with the Wally World Theme Park T-Shirt. Based on the 1983 film's design.

"No Hablo FUCKtardo" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, joke, meme, and English-Spanish references, it humorously combines Spanish and English to express a lack of understanding or willingness to engage with someone perceived as foolish or annoying, adding a bold and irreverent twist to language barriers. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" is a funny and straightforward slogan. With a touch of wit, it playfully suggests that while the wearer may not identify as gay, they have a humorous outlook on prioritizing financial gain. This catchy and funny phrase adds a lighthearted and playful element to the design, making it a hilarious conversation starter. Offensive adult humor.

Funny shirt sayings "IT'S WEIRD BEING THE SAME AGE AS OLD PEOPLE". Funny tee for sarcastic lovers. Sarcastic design makes great present for old people who love sarcasm for father's day, mother's day or any other occasion. Funny sarcastic quotes, sayings, and slogans. Offensive adult humor retro & vintage design.

"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

The REAL sequel to HALLOWEEN!!

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Got a Christmas party to go to? Snag this fun design that pays tribute to Chevy Chase classic we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family! Going as a couple? Grab the matching "I don't know, Margo!" shirt for your partner.

"This Is My Second Rodeo": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men, women, and kids. With humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges experience and confidence in handling challenging situations, offering a playful perspective on life's adventures. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Saint Nicholas is not coming this year. Instead, a much darker, ancient spirit....or Beer!

All I Want For Christmas Is A Banana Funny Cute Christmas Cartoon

"Shit Show Crew Member" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and jokes, it humorously labels oneself as a participant or member of a chaotic or dysfunctional situation, embracing the chaos with a sense of humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"In Order To Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion. Nice Try Though." - A funny quote and saying suitable for both men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor and sarcasm, it may offend some, yet it cleverly conveys that the speaker's opinion of the insulter is so low that their attempt at an insult falls flat like a joke. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

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"No Hablo Fucktardo" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious addition to your outfit. Packed with jokes, memes, quotes, and sayings for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions. Ideal gift ideas for men and women who appreciate offensive adult humor, sarcastic, and rude expressions. This tee caters to both English and Spanish speakers, with a playful nod to grammar. Elevate your fashion with this unique tee – designed for those with a bold sense of humor and a cheeky attitude!

Do to the crunchiness of Aunt Bethany’s delicious Jell-O mold, Eddie wasn’t sure he heard Clark right. Did he just say an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sleigh? That can’t be right.

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Got a Christmas party to go to? Snag this fun design that pays tribute to Chevy Chase classic we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family! Going as a couple? Grab the matching "I don't know, Margo!" shirt for your partner.

a design based on charles dickens' a christmas carol. The Ghosts Of Christmas Time Travelling Christmas Charles Dickens Humor

Clark's decided to open his own Christmas Tree farm. Kick off your fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country and embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape to select that most important of Christmas symbols. The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Just don't forget the saw!

forever alone

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Seriously, though.