Absurdist Mugs

Simple white letters on black background: "NEW SHIRT, WHO DIS?" Look at you, all fancy. Maybe you got some new friends with your new shirt. Or something. Who knows; it's all absurd anyway.

Daniil Kharms was a Russian avant-garde poet and writer, an acmeist, and an absurdist.

Make it make sense

Simple white letters on black background: "it costs $8 to read this". Yeah. The implosions over on the bird app continue, but $8 a month is going to save everything. Sure it will, boy genius!

Simple white letters on black background: "jammy git". Sarcastic or self-aware or just classic self-deprecating British humour? Or give this to your best mate.

Copy of We Are One - White

Simple white letters on black background: "potato". Humor of the absurd for the win! Which potato are you? The couch variety?

An illustration based on french director Quentin Dupieux's 2021 surreal comedy "Mandibles". I thought the film had a great look and feel which seemed to play out like a bizarre fever dream—would recommend if you're into that kind of thing.

I drew pants. These are pants. Enjoy pants.

The Metamorphosis version 3 , expressionism

Fly With Me

Simple white letters on black background: "New shirt, who dis?" Look at you, all fancy. Maybe you got some new friends with your new shirt. Or something. Who knows; it's all absurd anyway.

Inside of us

Drops

We Are One - Navy Blue

Drops

From the classic Muscle Hutley comic strip, now you can wear the surreal amalgamation of Muscle and Chair from the most popular strip of all the Muscle Hutley strips! Everything is chairs, after all... so long as it is sat on...

Daniil Kharms was a Russian avant-garde poet and writer, an acmeist, and an absurdist.

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go

CEC and Samantha Light create in The Wise Finger LAB. If you see something, say something.

Lost

The pizza king demands pizza, or else...

Free kisses for all!

Fairy Tales

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

The Ball (white)

Does Aunty Barb have "Live Laugh Love" in her kitchen? "Die Cry Hate" is a little strong as a response but this alternative is the right amount of absurd. Everyone loves luchadors. Maybe even Aunty Barb.

Lost

The Ball

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Hopefully you used the correct lasso tool

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blaseball fan design

Simple white letters on black background: "[ironic lol]". For when you cannot even, and you're weary and exhausted. All you have left is a sarcastic, sardonic, snarky "lol".

Simple white letters on black background: "degenerate". For you or society in general. Wear this with your tongue in cheek, or literally; only you know your miscreant truth. Also available in black.

You ever have one of those days where you feel like a pizza?