Ben Schwartz Mugs

He's able to think up any name on the fly, and so he goes by many names... Calladeen Sam, Scalpylosess Jim, Charles Croosthoost, Cherry Dood, Carrot Slat, Stanley Grylls... But he's most commonly known and adored as being "Ben Schwartz".

All hail to the Milkman, the Milkman, the Milkman!

A collection of various character names Ben Schwartz has used over the years in Jake and Amir. (Some longer names like Scalby-Lawfsoos and Charles Crooshtoost left off for the sake of space)

I gotta find a way out of this.

The many names of Ben Schwartz

This is a shoutout to Chad Salad Aka a whole bunch of ridiculous other names Aka Ben Schwartz! It's his resume of various jobs as seen in Interrogator Part 1 starring Ben Schwartz himself.

Doobs and Carrot Slat! That's right, Thomas and Ben together on If I Were You! This design shows us what it would look like if Ben and Thomas made the podcast.

The Worst

Thomas Middleditch & Ben Schwartz improv comedy out of thin air.

"Your eyes are about to piss tears." - Jean Ralphio "You nasty." - Donna Meagle

From the June 24th, 7pm Boston show of Middleditch and Schwartz

Jean Ralphio in holiday garb shouting about what an awful year 2020 was.

Dewey Showtime

Solo Bolo: Dos Lo, in association with Comedy Bean Bag and Andrew Martin Dodson (though not commissioned at all), Presents... All Joking A Salad: The T-Shirt Starring Scotty Auks (Comedy Bang! Bang! The TV Show) and Benny Schwa (Liar House)