Designated Driver Funny Sober Mugs

Designated Responsible Adult pin

For those who are sober or even the alcohol-enthused.

Hail to the designated drivers! (Or wear this ironically as the drunk one)

This t-shirt is ideal for designated drivers taking their friends out for a night on the town. It's perfect for bachelor parties, birthdays, and any celebratory event where alcohol is involved. The shirt humorously acknowledges the driver's role.

One of the great advantages of travelling on a cruise ship is that you never have to drive. Because the captain is the designated driver. You can drink whenever you feel like it and don't have to worry about losing your license. Funny design for girls cruises, bachelor cruises or as a gift for every cruise lover.

Perfect gift for designated driver!

Perfect gift for designated driver!

This funny cartoon by Nate Fakes is about a designed driver golf club.

Every group has a designated driver, no matter if we're talking about a long trip or just a night out! Give them some credit for driving the group around and always staying sober!

DESIGNATED DRIVER THE DRINKER PICKER-UPPER

Round shape in red lettering, DESIGNATED DRIVER in the center with THE DRINKER PICKER-UPPER around the edge. Thank you to everyone who takes the role of designated driver they are out with friends drinking to keep everyone safer!

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"Designated Deriver" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or members of the math club at school. With humor and references to calculus, geek, and nerd culture, it humorously plays on the word "driver" by substituting "deriver," implying someone who derives equations or solutions, adding a clever and witty touch to the design for math enthusiasts. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Designated drinker

Very cool, I hope you like it

Someone has to do it!

"Designated Deriver" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or members of the math club at school. With humor and references to calculus, geek, and nerd culture, it humorously plays on the word "driver" by substituting "deriver," implying someone who derives equations or solutions, adding a clever and witty touch to the design for math enthusiasts. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

The official bartender shirt.

So you're the designated scapegoat. This is you to a tee. Somewhat funny. Kinda clever. Reasonably inoffensive. Positively reaffirming but yet vaguely self-deprecating.

It’s no joke. You can’t go out there smelling like that! Sure, you are certainly entitled to be repugnant in the comfort of your own home on occasion. But don’t go out where your fetid self can cause olfactory damage to some innocent victim. Come on now. Stink Responsibly!

Most Sober Leprechaun - Slainte to St. Paddy's Day for Husband, Boyfriend, Dads and Baristas

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It’s no joke. You can’t go out there smelling like that! Sure, you are certainly entitled to be repugnant in the comfort of your own home on occasion. But don’t go out where your fetid self can cause olfactory damage to some innocent victim. Come on now. Stink Responsibly!

We strive to have a shirt to represent all of your personalities... even the ones you try to keep secret!

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