Ernest Worrell Mugs

ERNEST

When the money is scrambled to the very last cent, riots and hatred soon will commence. When all the world's commerce will be put in a bind, from the evil that lurks where the sun never shines. It is I, Dr. Otto von Schnick-ick-ick-ick, who has played on you this trick-ick-ick-ick. "But who's Dr. Otto?" you may well ponder, while all your magnetic cash is squandered. It's he who had an eye, and yet couldn't see. It's he who served bouillabaisse, when he was a she. It's he who gambled with brains, and a gun. It's he who had all, and yet had none. And to stop this horrible twisted trick, just exchange the poles of old Saint Nick. And if that doesn't do to save the day, put another quarter in and try another play.

You Know what I mean Verne. Ernest was a man we could rely on to teach, love and inspire

Kamp Kikakee modern logo from the movie Ernest Goes To Jail. Enjoy!

Ernest P Worrell: Electroman ... art from Cool Dojo artist Charlie Fithian. Inspired by the movie Ernest Goes to Jail starring Jim Varney.

The legendary Ernest in a quasi-hip hop fashion design.

ERNEST GOES TO CAMP

Jim Varney in his element.

With this troll-proof design, all you'll need is the high ground.

Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell showing off a surprisingly toned bicep.

Ernest

Ernest - Jim Varney

Everyone's favorite janitor takes a journey of an afterlife time.

Hey, Vern! KnoWhutImean?

Ernest P Worrell with his signature tag line.

Ernest P. Worrell sings a ballad in "Ernest Goes to Camp"

Original Bulgarian Miak kills Trolls. The flavor? Plain.

Does anyone better belong on the $100 than Ernest P. Worrell?

Trantor

Ernest P. Worrell on the ritual of the blade, the stone, and the arrow.

Face off Got a Reboot

As sported by Billy "Boogie" Worrell in the "Ernest's Family Album" VHS. Cut the sleeves off after purchasing for best results.

Troll Away Spray ad inspired by the movie Ernest Scared Stupid. Enjoy!

Gimme a Hell Yeah if Ernest Goest to Jail Scared you Straight.

NEW ITEM! ERNEST P. WORELL

Jim Varney Design

Jim Varney Design

Jim Varney Design