Monty Python And The Holy Grail Mugs

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

She turned me into a newt

Holy Grail + Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword Cross on the back

Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

The black knight always triumphs!

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

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King Arthur : I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge. Black Knight : Then you shall die. King Arthur : I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

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Black Knight

Abbey Road mashup

Mayhem in Mercia

Elderberry Wine

Monty Python and the Holy Grail European Swallows carry a coconut. If you know, you know.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Peasant Dennis is being repressed.

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Well I didn't vote for him...

Tis But a Scratch!

Tis just a flesh wound

WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this peasant woman didn't know they had a king. She thought they were an autonomous collective..

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

He is a killer...look at the bones man!

An awesome pencil and watercolor art piece that is a tribute to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Two swallows carrying a coconut. It is that simple

The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Death by Rabbit

BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better.

Taunting French Guard I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!