Axe Murderer Mugs

You inspire my inner axe murderer

Have you ever been somewhere and find that complete strangers avoid you whenever they can? Have you ever stood at a bus stop on the sidewalk and had people stop dead in their tracks, turn around and walk the other way? It's probably because they think you're an axe murderer. Well, now they won't! You're welcome.

Twin troll terrors givin you the axe

Wanderlei Silva MMA

We have a piper down. I repeat, we have a piper who is down.

Heed. Move. Now!

Heed. Move. Now!

This design was culled from an NOS iron-on simply labeled 'Axe Killer' with a 1976 issue date, digitized, restored, and then destroyed to perfection. It's kind of like a crone/witch type character, but the clothing gives more of a male impression and s(he) is carrying an axe that is dripping blood over a bright yellow circle. The backstory is probably lost with the sands of time, but if you're a true vintage t-shirt connoisseur, this one's unadulterated strangeness is no doubt right up your alley. 

Mike Myers classic cult 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' was the inspiration for this design. Date night classic! Designed at Kittenpants Studios 2015 - 2021

Woman! Whoa, man! design

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So I Married a Knife Murderer

WAND

Who remembers this iconic staredown from the good old Pride Fc days. Mirko "Crocop" FIlipovic vs Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva. Great gift for any true MMA fan and fight enthusiast.

Wanderlei Silva vs. Quinton Jackson

legendary SNL skit

You're not supposed to be in the room when this note has been written and placed upon the desk! Amanda Plummer as Rose in So I Married an Axe Murderer

So I Married An Axe Murderer

So I Married An Axe Murderer

horror Christmas

AXLAR BJORN

Spoof on the Facebook warning about Jayden K. Smith

Hard Hearted Harbinger of Haggis

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis

Get in touch with your inner Lizzie!

legendary SNL skit

Who remembers this iconic staredown from the good old Pride Fc days. Mirko "Crocop" FIlipovic vs Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva. Great gift for any true MMA fan and fight enthusiast.

legendary SNL skit

Beware the Rabid Lumberjack! He's an insane killer that dwells in the woods, waiting to cut the unsuspecting victim's head off with his sharp axe.

"Psycho Hipster" heading home after hard day's work