The Holy Grail Swallow Mugs

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

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"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

Stylized, naive art of a swallow bird in a flight, The eye of the swallow is a reference to The Eye of Horus

A design commemorating one of the greatest comedic films of all time.

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

Holy Hand Grenade Script

unladen swallow

Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

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The Black Night

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

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Holy Grail + Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword Cross on the back

Rabbit of Caerbannog

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

An awesome pencil and watercolor art piece that is a tribute to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Two swallows carrying a coconut. It is that simple

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail European Swallows carry a coconut. If you know, you know.

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Tis but a Scratch

Ni!

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

Starry Knight

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The black knight always triumphs!

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

King Arthur : I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge. Black Knight : Then you shall die. King Arthur : I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail