Navin Johnson Merch

The brilliance and genius of one Mr. Navin Johnson is now ready for you to wear.

"Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something!" Steve Martin

Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

I reimagined my favorite Jerk as a classic cartoon character.

Steve Martin

A classic look for a classic comedy

Don't be a Jerk. Be SOMEBODY!

You mean I'm gonna stay this color forever?

Perfect for anyone who is especially fond of Steve Martin's antics from the 70s and the 80s.

VOTE FOR NAVIN

You will not believe what you're about to see! Cat Juggling... I've heard about this.

Cup 'o Pizza was a St. Louis icon, or it least it was in 1979's 'The Jerk.' The fictional restaurant with the "the best pizza in a cup ever" has long been a thing of mystery – a fast food white whale to some, an object of culinary disgust to others, but one thing is for sure, it's forever burned into the annals of cinema history.

"TONIGHT YOU BELONG TO ME"

Navin's Train rides

VOTE FOR NAVIN R JOHNSON

THE JERK: Bull Shit

Great gift for Jerks!