The Jerk Mugs

"Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something!" Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Have You Seen A Five-Year-Old Boy, Blond Hair And He’s Wearing A T-Shirt That Says ‘Bullshit’ On It?

I'm picking out a thermos for you!

Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

Bull Shit

A classic look for a classic comedy

THE JERK: Bull Shit

You will not believe what you're about to see! Cat Juggling... I've heard about this.

You mean I'm gonna stay this color forever?

Perfect for anyone who is especially fond of Steve Martin's antics from the 70s and the 80s.

Navin's Train rides

The Jerk Store

The Jerk

I reimagined my favorite Jerk as a classic cartoon character.

Don't be a Jerk. Be SOMEBODY!

VOTE FOR NAVIN

ZING!

They're Running Out Of You!

Elevate your workout with our Beagle CrossFit series! Dive into the world where beagles and athletes unite to conquer the jerk lift, showcasing strength and spirit.

They're Running Out Of You!

A generous donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund - Money for people!

The tour that never was .

Steve martin 1978

Steve Martin

The Human Fund - Money For People

a CD cover for a band that doesn't exist

....a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

Nils Felender was a soda jerk. Now that I think about it, he was the town jerk! - Rose Nylund

Some stern advice from a childhood friend....

This fish lover’s gift is perfect for any person that loves the animals of the world, nature, and all the creatures of the sea. Great for those that love fishing, hunting, camping, hiking and everything to do with the great outdoors.

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

Jekk as Jerk, The Mercenary Hunter.

Portrait of Vladamir Putin with a large Cockroach on his face in Ukraine's National Colors of Gold and Blue