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Show your witty sense of humor with this new design or give it to someone as the new design.

Tags: witty, fun, humor, sassy, sarcasm

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Try to be here now... T-Shirt

by Said with wit

$22

A Penny For Your Thought Seems A little Pricey T-Shirt

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"A Penny For Your Thought Seems A little Pricey" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing.

Tags: joke, humor, phrase, saying, clever

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A Penny For Your Thought Seems A little Pricey T-Shirt

by coffeeandwinedesigns

$22

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Dark color T-Shirt with edgy and witty quote "no one cares"

Tags: floral, flowers, edgy, shut up, do not care

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Inspire positivity with this great design. This unique design will ensure you get compliments after compliments. Be recognized for your creative gift-giving skills with this unique design. Be that cool friend, brother, sister, uncle, auntie, mother, or father, and gift that special someone something they will love.

Tags: avoid negative people, smile mask, smile merch, happy, inspirational

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Smile It's Contagious T-Shirt

by Artistio

$22

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Nap like a boss.

Tags: new mother, momma, babies, baby, napping

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Gangsta Napper T-Shirt

by Mad Panda Tshirts

$22

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Save A Horse Ride A Cowgirl

Tags: american wild west, bull riding, cool unique novelty, equestrian, farm girl farmer farmyard rancher

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SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWGIRL T-Shirt

by tinybiscuits

$22

Witty Phrase - Take back your unsolicited advice T-Shirt

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Witty sarcastic quote

Tags: funny gift, funny quote, funny sarcasm, meme, memeshirt

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Witty Phrase - Take back your unsolicited advice T-Shirt

by therednox

$22

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I'm Not Anti-Social I'm Just Not User Friendly

Tags: introvert, saying, sarcastic, joke, quotes

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I'm Not Anti-Social T-Shirt

by kimmieshops

$22

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This t-shirt cuts right to the chase.

Tags: sarcastic, quotes, sarcastic saying, humor, plain

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Witty Phrase Here T-Shirt

by PopCultureShirts

$22

funny Reading Lover's Tee! witty phrase for Books lovers T-Shirt

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Reading Lover's Tee! 📖 Are you a certified bookworm? Unleash your passion for reading with our exclusive "funny tees " T-shirt! Perfect for every literary enthusiast, this tee is not just an outfit; it's a statement about your passion for the written word. Ready to redefine your style and showcase your passion for reading? Click "Add to Cart" now and let the world know that the journey has begun – one chapter at a time!

Tags: book lover, book nerd, books, bookworm, humorous gift

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funny Reading Lover's Tee! witty phrase for Books lovers T-Shirt

by nika13

$22

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All the cool t-shirt phrases you need, covered with one placeholder.

Tags: artistic, funny gift, funny quote, funny saying, graphic teeshirt

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Witty Phrase Here (WH) T-Shirt

by PopCultureShirts

$22

Funny How Six Inches Breaks A Six Feet Rule T-Shirt

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A witty, sassy and hilarious pun of the six feet social distancing rule that will definitely make you the God of humor in your group. Get it now and show that sass ;)

Tags: social distancing, coronavirus, humor, social distancing funny, corona virus 2020

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Funny How Six Inches Breaks A Six Feet Rule T-Shirt

by sassySarcastic

$22

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Blink Monday T-Shirt

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Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Blink Monday - funny print

Tags: funny phrase, funny quote, fonts, witty saying, humor

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Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Blink Monday T-Shirt

by kapotka

$22

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"I Say Inappropriate Things" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

Tags: witty, clever, sarcasm, sarcastic, text

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I Say Inappropriate Things T-Shirt

by coffeeandwinedesigns

$22

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Save A Horse Ride A Cowgirl

Tags: american wild west, bull riding, cool unique novelty, equestrian, farm girl farmer farmyard rancher

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SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWGIRL T-Shirt

by tinybiscuits

$22

I'm against animal abuse but I really want to slap the sh*t out of you T-Shirt

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I'm against animal abuse but I really want to slap the poop out of you. Sarcastic typography design perfect for anyone with a short temper and a humorous attitude. It's also a great idea as a gift for that grumpy friend of yours who also love pets.

Tags: slap you silly, you piss me off, insulting, hilarious quote, stupid people

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I'm against animal abuse but I really want to slap the sh*t out of you T-Shirt

by Pillars of Creation

$22

I Cannot Brain Today - I Has The Dumb T-Shirt

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"I Cannot Brain Today I Has The Dumb" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

Tags: witty, pun, humor, expression, phrase

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I Cannot Brain Today - I Has The Dumb T-Shirt

by coffeeandwinedesigns

$22

Some Who Wander.. Are Indeed Lost T-Shirt

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Not everyone knows where they are going.

Tags: joke, mountains, quotes, wanderer, not all who wander are lost

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Some Who Wander.. Are Indeed Lost T-Shirt

by JJF Designs

$22

Fried Dough with Octopus (takoyaki) japanese english - white T-Shirt

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If you love TAKOYAKI as much as we do, you’ll love this shirt! It also acts as a great conversation starter… one of our favorite Japanese brain teasers is to ask Japanese people why takoyaki is only made with octopus (tako), and not any other kind of food… ask them, “wouldn’t it also be great with chicken, or beef inside?” No one knows why it is only tako… but it’s still delicious!

Tags: japanese cuisine, takoyaki, gaijin, hyde, vamps

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Fried Dough with Octopus (takoyaki) japanese english - white T-Shirt

by SPEAKING OF JAPAN

$22

I Find You Lack Of Logic Disturbing Sarcastic T-Shirt

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I Find You Lack Of Logic Disturbing Sarcastic

Tags: i find your lack of logic disturbing, sarcasm, sarcastic saying, sarcastic phrase, sarcasm comment

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I Find You Lack Of Logic Disturbing Sarcastic T-Shirt

by RedYolk

$22

Zero Days Without Sarcasm Funny t-shirt T-Shirt

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"0 Days Without Sarcasm" Funny shirt to wear. Perfect as a gift.

Tags: words, phrase, saying, text, laughter

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Zero Days Without Sarcasm Funny t-shirt T-Shirt

by coffeeandwinedesigns

$22

I Don't Play Well With Stupid People T-Shirt

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"I Don't Play Well With Stupid People" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

Tags: expression, word, phrase, saying, people

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I Don't Play Well With Stupid People T-Shirt

by coffeeandwinedesigns

$22

Funny Evolution Theory Zombie Humor T-Shirt

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Funny humor with an updated evolution theory design from an original idea based on speculation

Tags: british humour, dead and dangerous, evolution of man, evolution theory, extinction rebellion

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Funny Evolution Theory Zombie Humor T-Shirt

by Planet Monkey

$22

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Send nukes

Tags: clever, hilarious, nukes, russia, soviet

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SEND NUKES HIDDEN MESSAGE T-Shirt

by ThePissICallArt

$22

Maybe Later Cute Cat Sleep Design T-Shirt

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Maybe Later Cute Cat Sleep Design, T-shirt Gift Idea For Sloth lovers

Tags: christmas cats, christmas kitty cat, silly adorable, chibi cartoon animals, for women and men

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Maybe Later Cute Cat Sleep Design T-Shirt

by Para Kira

$22

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Yup, it happens

Tags: text, amusing phrase, witty phrase, phrases

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SHIT HAPPENS T-Shirt

by Predaguy

$22

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Pasture bedtime, witty sayings. Cute cow reclining on a bed in a pasture. Pun, play on words, irony, humor.

Tags: cow, cynical, funny, funny gift, funny quote

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Pasture bedtime, witty sayings T-Shirt

by Country Gal

$22

I never make the same mistake twice. I make them few times more, just to be sure T-Shirt

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"I never make the same mistake twice. I make them few times more, just to be sure." Fun text art with various fonts, adorned with a bouquet of pink flowers above and below.

Tags: floral accents, growth mindset, i never make the same mistake, mistake repetition, motivational artwork

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make them few times more, just to be sure T-Shirt

by UnCoverDesign

$22

Introvert made for social distancing T-Shirt

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funny quote of introvert

Tags: social distancing antisocial, social distancing antisocial introvert, social distancing funny, not social, quarantine

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Introvert made for social distancing T-Shirt

by Thoughts Given

$22

Japanese Noodle Soup (Ramen) japanese english - black T-Shirt

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RAMEN! Ramen is to Japanese people like Pizza is to Americans, awesome! So many kinds, so many styles and toppings… everyone has their favorite ramen shop… wear this shirt and you’ll most likely get lots of recommendations! Get eating with this great shirt!

Tags: gaijin, hyde, vamps, slogan, phrase

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Japanese Noodle Soup (Ramen) japanese english - black T-Shirt

by SPEAKING OF JAPAN

$22

I love the sound you make when you shut up T-Shirt

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Be quiet

Tags: shut your face, shhhh, witty phrase, too sassy for you, amusing phrase

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I love the sound you make when you shut up T-Shirt

by Notorious Apparel

$22

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Tags: humour, confusion, punny, witty, joke

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Confused T-Shirt

by madeyoulooktees

$22

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A great design for everyone who loves humor and sarcasm. Like The Sound You Make When You Shut Up. The perfect birthday or Christmas present for every man and woman.

Tags: bad, witty phrase, saying, sarcastic, humor

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I Like The Sound T-Shirt

by Dojaja Design

$22

I would slap you but I don't want to get poop on my hands T-Shirt

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I would slap you but I don't want to get poop on my hands. Sarcastic typography design perfect for anyone with a short temper and a humorous attitude. It's also a great idea as a gift for that grumpy friend full of sarcasm and humor.

Tags: stupid people, offensive jokes, you make me mad, insulting comment, slap you silly

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I would slap you but I don't want to get poop on my hands T-Shirt

by Pillars of Creation

$22

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Tags: amusing, funny slogan, ironic, funnytee, funny saying

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Dripping with sarcasm T-Shirt

by negativepizza

$22

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I have no idea what I'm doing - funny print

Tags: aesthetic, aesthetics, funny, funny gift, funny phrase

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I have no idea what I'm doing T-Shirt

by kapotka

$22

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Where can I find other witty phrase designs?

In addition to witty phrase designs, you can explore the marketplace for humor, funny quote, and funny designs sold by independent artists.

What material is this item made of?

100% combed ringspun cotton. The perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, cotton type may vary for 2XL and 3XL sizes)

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