Geekshock Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

Our official Geekshock logo all fancy-like, with the bolt, and bearing the inscriptions "The Week in Geek Since 2008", and geek logos, and some Latin.

The official logo of the Shock Monkey Army, supporters of the Geek Shock Podcast!

The Official Geek Shock Podcast Logo featuring the 8-bit heads of the hosts.

An alternate Geek Shock Podcast logo designed by one of our listeners.

SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

The manbaby. The ruiner of all things new and good. Don't be this person.

This is what the seal on the back of the American dollar SHOULD be, not that lame thing they have now. Show your support and buy some merch. From the many, pizza.

His name is 80s Jeff, and his comedy is beyond you. You are like the buzzing of flies to him. Does a man consider an ant when walking in the grass? You are utterly beneath his gaze, and his comedy is far beyond your meager comprehension. The depths of his humor are as infinite as the void. Bring purpose to your meaningless existence and buy this merch.

Since we're forcing Torgo to watch movies he should have watched years ago, we might as well release some fabulous merch to go along with it. The profits from each purchase go toward buying the equipment to force his eyes open and keep them moistened with hot sauce while he is forced to watch the horrible movies we all had to sit through.

Now you can be the coolest Norwegian on your block! Just put your foot in the butter. PUT IT IN THE BUTTER. Don't question it. It's totally something they say, and not at all something we made up out of staggering ignorance.

It's your fault the Satanic Panic happened. You shouldn't have been rolling dice and pretending to be wizards in your parents' basement, eating pizza and drinking soda, yelling about fireballs. Dungeons and Dragons is a gateway to a life of wickedness and eternal damnation, and it's all your fault. Now you can be proud of it!

crew only - no back

You don't like classic movies and musicals and comics and all things DC? Well then you sir or madam are clearly a Godless Communist, at least according to Professor Biggs, who is apparently an expert on these matters.

80s Jeff Shares his parking secrets! 700 Parking Lots Reviewed! 25 Ways to park in small spots! 47 Tallest covered parking garages! 8 Worst parking lots in Las Vegas!

No matter how much you may want to, or how good the money is, you NEVER go full Andy.