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a Gustav Klimt tribute to hetero life mates Jay and Silent Bob.

We ship it all

Jay and Silent Bob Lil BFFs

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Eat your heart out Buffalo Bill! Goodbye horses.... Here are Jay and Silent Bob in my favorite scene from Clerks II. Notice Bob is not wearing his usual big coat!

Snootchie Bootchies!

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The whole collection of my pixel-style Jay and Silent Bob pics all in one convenient place, set up as a collage of polaroid snapshots! '94 - In front of the Quick Stop. '95 - Hanging at the mall. '97 - Collecting some phat envelopes. '99 - Escorting the last descendant of Jesus on a crusade to Jersey. '01 - Saving Susanne from animal experiments. '06 - Hanging out in fromt of Moobys..... but when will they reveal their true identities as Bluntman and Chronic? The world needs this movie, Mr. Smith. Please. Before you have another heart attack.

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I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," "Nasty Woman," "Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," "Man Splain, Private Eye," "Science Quarterly," "The Gay Agenda," "The Shocking Spinster," and "The Feminist Agenda."

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Yup, I’m queer.

Blunt-tastic pixel style Bluntman and Chronic! Put away your bong-sabers and head back to the Bluntcave...

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Todays Homo Sapiens can be LGBTQI... I'm still Hetero to feel myself an upright man, an erectus.

love is in the air

Jay and Silent Bob make the cutest pixelated dudes.

Listen to the snail and get your shit together

Are you an ally? Are you cisgender? Then show off your CISterhood with this mirrored message design!

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These cis hers be wilding

The "Mallrats" era Dynamic Duo hanging out at the mall in front of the pet store, practicing the Jedi mind trick! At least it ain't a very uncomfortable place! Gerbils, gerbils gerbils!!! Snootchy bootchie noochies!!

Jay and Bob from their short time in "Chasing Amy" (The best of Kevin Smiths movies by far because of the title-giving story Bob tells). Keep collecting those phat envelopes yo..... Do or do not...

Looking stylish and just trying to meet women or make a profit, Jay and Bob ended up prophets for the descendant of Jesus, due to a loophole in Dogma. I knew all along they were meant for greatness... Bonnnnggg

Helping the world one Orangutan at a time! Jay and Bob do some good on their way to save the Bluntman and Chronic movie. HOW MANY PEOPLE WANNA KICK SOME ASS!!!

From their humble beginnings in black and white movies outside the Quick Stop, this dynamic duo of hetero lifemates went on to star in many fine films! Their thespian skill gained them roles alongside the most talented of orangutans, and even with the lead of the greatest movie ever, "Phantoms". It was the bomb! At the pinnacle of their careers they walked the halls of the greatest Canadian television series, "Degrassi". Congratulations on all your fine work, Kevin James and Jason Lee! Snoochie boochies! MESSAGE ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE THE DESIGN IN A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SPOT ON THE ITEM YOU WANT! (OR FOR A DIFFERENT SIZE FOR THE PICTURE ON THE ITEM) Also check me out on Deviantart at http://gkillerb.deviantart.com/