Oz9 Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

His opinions are starting to flow as freely as that mane.

The 9-compoops are actually 9 in number now, with the addition of le Bichon Frise (pretty sure that's FREE-ZAY) and the Albatros!

Are you? Are you TRULY Oz 9 AF?

OK, not everyone likes the red nametags, so here's Greg, sans name, but still cute as Charles Dickens, or whatever that expression is.

He's amazing at mopping floors and scaring the hell out of the crew. His discovery of sandwich machines has eradicated any need for laxatives.

Show the world your status as an Official Space Monkey with this seal.

Joe mops up dead people. I don't think I'd let him make me a sandwich if I were you.

Deadly with the decongestant, this assassin with the appalling French accent hitched a ride aboard the Oz 9. But what's his real purpose???

Not quite as wholesome as the Brady Bunch, but keeping it together for now.

He'd rather be narrating a nature special about rare equatorial polar bears or something, but he's making the best of it. When he's not sulking in his trailer....

When cordon bleu dreams become burger-flippin' realities, you've got to stay professional. Which he ... mostly does.

Official MCCACEC garb from the College Bookstore now available for everyone! Dress up like Donna's fellow alma mater.

If you spill your coffee, no worries! Your mug has the disclaimer built right in ...

She's feisty but ever-so-much-fun. And if you say differently, I hope you have a really good panic room.

Oh, and if all your friends wanted to jump off a cliff, I suppose you'd do that too?

Cute AND smart and gradually realizing he's trapped with a bunch of idiots, our swamp-grazing zebra is starting to regret this voyage....

Some phone cases take out too much of our adorable zebra's head. So we asked him to stand the other way.

So many silly people, all in one place. Have we infiltrated YOUR ears yet?

The corporate logo for the company behind the Oz ships.

'It's "penguin," not "pingwing," and even your posh British accent can't save you here.' It's possible our Narrator suffers from a little professional jealousy...

She may look innocent, but the Oz 9's Artificial Intelligence will fry you where you stand or gas you with experimental aromatherapy... you won't like it.

He's pretty cranky at the best of times, but let's be honest: he's not exactly narrating the "best of times."

An errant olive may have turned Colin into Colin-plus, but to the crew of the Oz 9, he's still the arrogant, annoying Colin he's always been.

You have Leet's Heroic Running shirt, now have a face-off in your dresser drawer with le Bichon Frise's Nefarious Running!

If you know a woman who fits this description, get her a tee shirt or a pillow. You'll probably live longer.

When you've done some nifty assassining and must get away quickly, it's time for ... nefarious running!

As deadly as she is gorgeous, the Albatros abides no malarky, nonsense, or off-brand condiments.

Didn't quite finish Captain school but strives mightily to keep her idiot crew alive. Bubble-wrap enthusiast.

Dense enough to survive in deep space without a shirt, our fearless hacker probably already knows your password.

Former captain of the former 6748, Jessie James is not particularly fond of life aboard the Oz 9, but she's learning to survive.

Love is Love. Thanks to our amazing artist, Lucas Elliott, for this special Pride Month design. All proceeds to The Trevor Project. If you want a different background color, shout to [email protected]!

Join the useless crew of the decrepit Oz 9 as they limp around in space looking for a new home to utterly bugger up.

Designed to fit your phone.

This picture would never happen IRL because these two would never turn their backs on each other.

Worn on the flight suits of the Oz 9 crew! Sport your mission patch to look like a crew member.

I want a phone case with this design, so that's what this is. I guess you can have one too.