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"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

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In this graphic, a pair of slightly parted lips takes center stage, adorned with the words "I've got a good heart, but this mouth!" encircling them. This design is a nod to those with compassionate souls but a penchant for colorful language. It's a cheeky reminder that kindness can coexist with a bit of irreverence. The contrast between the delicate imagery of the lips and the blunt statement highlights the complexity of human nature. It's perfect for those who appreciate wit and aren't afraid to express themselves with a touch of sarcasm.

Simple white letters on black background: "What a time to be alive and anxious." What's that cliche? That "may you live in interesting times" is an ancient curse? After the events of 2020 we may have some proof of that being true.

Funny Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived Tee!

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Cool Story Bro! You should tell it at parties! Or not...

Simple white letters on black background: "already canceled". You can't cancel me, I'm already canceled. Take THAT. (Anyway cancel culture isn't a thing when we're talking about holding people accountable for stupid things they've done but then - you know that).

Funny Quarantine Quotes to brighten your day.

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 (that's his genuine signature) but it's just as true now. It's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Simple white letters on black background: "ACTUALLY ALL MY SYSTEMS ARE NERVOUS". Why stop at one? Anxiety knows no bounds, much as we might wish it otherwise. Yeah, it's sarcastic - or is it?

Simple white letters on black background: "true story bro". Well, it is.

Yeah yeah, we know she probably didn't say it, but "Let them eat cake" is just an iconic Marie Antoinette quote, and this pop art tongue-in-cheek version of a vintage portrait is classic and timeless.

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Simple white letters on black background: "Actually, all my systems are nervous." Why stop at one? Anxiety knows no bounds, much as we might wish it otherwise. Yeah, it's sarcastic - or is it?

I spend 500% of my time exagerating.

Embracing the chaos with my crayon magic! Life's a scribbled canvas, and I'm creating my own masterpiece, one colorful mess at a time!

If you find yourself in these texts, i am extremely happy.

Inject a dose of sarcasm into your day with our 'Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility' design. Perfect for those who tackle life's demands with a touch of humor.

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Not Listening - Funny Joke Sarcastic Saying. This funny sarcasm saying is for those who want to tell the world: sorry I'm not listening. This sardonic witticism is done in a neat cursive typography.

Happy Everything! Now, leave me alone until next year.

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Simple white letters on black background: "Tell the truth and shame the devil." Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 (that's his genuine signature) but it's just as true now. It's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Sarcasm is how I hug! This sarcasm humor is one of the best sarcastic quotes for people who deploy sarcastic sayings and sardonic witticism with affection. Quip and wisecrack away, you sarcastic genius!

Simple white letters on black background: "TELL THE TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL". Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

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Simple white letters on black background: "[witty saying]". Save time and let people fill in the gap with whatever fits the occasion. For the deadpan and tongue in cheek everywhere.

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Simple white letters on black background: "What a time to be alive and anxious." What's that cliche? That "may you live in interesting times" is an ancient curse? After the events of 2020 we may have some proof of that being true.