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It's almost time, kids! The clock is ticking … Watch the horrorthon, get your mask on at 9pm, die HORRIBLY. You know – the usual. This 'Halloween III'-inspired design will get you in the right mood for Samhain, when the hills ran red with the blood of animals and children, and you'll be screaming at the phone switchboards of TV stations up and down the country before you know it. Altogether, now: "Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!" … LOL ;-) Comes in three versions.

MacReady's memorable match up with a chess playing computer

"Jack Burton" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Carpenter Lead me to what needs fixing funny humorous t shirts and novelty gifts for men and women,

„One believes things because one has been conditioned to believe them.“ Typograph illustration for critical people. All my designs and motifs are made by me and are hand drawn. All content is original and owned by me. you cannot use/sell my art without permission. i do not allow people to use my artwork for anything other than personal use. Protected by copyright.

"Snake Plissken" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Express your profession as a carpenter in a humorous way.

Classic line. Jack in his Truck the Porkchop express...

„One believes things because one has been conditioned to believe them.“ Typograph illustration for critical people. All my designs and motifs are made by me and are hand drawn. All content is original and owned by me. you cannot use/sell my art without permission. i do not allow people to use my artwork for anything other than personal use. Protected by copyright.

The Big Trouble Toast

Great line from a great film...Big Trouble in Little China

Hero!

The Check's in the Mail!

"RJ MacReady" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Mens The CHEF Behind The Pumpkin T shirt Funny Halloween T Shirt_CARPENTER, best friend, men, women, girls, boys, teens, sister, brother, dad, mom! Perfect gift on Christmas, New Year, Halloween, or a Birthday, Mother's Day, Father's Day

„One believes things because one has been conditioned to believe them.“ Typograph illustration for critical people. All my designs and motifs are made by me and are hand drawn. All content is original and owned by me. you cannot use/sell my art without permission. i do not allow people to use my artwork for anything other than personal use. Protected by copyright.

Grow your cute animals collection with this or any of our other wildlife designs!

Embrace some vintage humor with this funny and cute design featuring a classic quote: I'm here because you broke something. Whether you're a handyman, electrician, engineer, plumber, programmer, repairman, carpenter, house painter, mechanic, or just a dad with a sense of humor, this design is good for you! Show your support for the service men who keep things running smoothly with this humorous saying. Good for anyone who appreciates a good joke and a touch of nostalgia.

Funny table design fitting social media lovers who like Tiktok viral memes and meteors. Can also make a great Birthday or Christmas gift to your friends, family, boyfriend or girlfriend who also like social media trends and sarcastic quotes.

A great line from Jack Burton from a great film

The Thing!

Sawdust!

The great line from the cult classic, They Live.

I have the words "They Live" tattooed on my knuckles. That's because one of my favorite movies of all time is John Carpenter's "They Live." It only makes sense to pay homage to this classic 80s horror/sci-fi film with this new ATC brand merch! I have come here to chew bubblegum and sell merch...and I'm all out of bubblegum!

It's almost time, kids! The clock is ticking … Watch the horrorthon, get your mask on at 9pm, die HORRIBLY. You know – the usual. This 'Halloween III'-inspired design will get you in the right mood for Samhain, when the hills ran red with the blood of animals and children, and you'll be screaming at the phone switchboards of TV stations up and down the country before you know it. Altogether, now: "Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!" … LOL ;-) Comes in three versions.

Classic MacReady playing chess against a computer in 1980

Imagine the Wet Bandits owned their own company, what would it be? Inspired by the 90s greatest Christmas Movie, Home Alone this design will have people smirking when they realize what it really is!

Hero!

If you work in the woods or sawmill, this is the design for you. Great for a woodworker or carpenter as well.

Follow along with the walrus as he talks of many things. Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—of cabbages—and kings. After all, the time has come.

35TH Anniversary of THEY LIVE!

You gotta be Effing Kidding!

Why Did The Plank Of Wood Go Into The Bar? She Wanted To Get Hammered, is the perfect gift for anyone who loves cheesy jokes or just someone looking for a unique gift or cool design.

Jack Burton was Born Ready

Classic line from Jack Burton, from a classic film

Get this Funny Bearded Carpenter Design. A great gift for the hairy ass bearded carpenter in your life.