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If you can read this, you are too close.

when you least expect it, it craps in your face.

Simple white letters on black background: "I've seen enough." That's it. I've seen enough. I can't even. Leave me alone because we're just done. Oh, and get off my lawn. For curmudgeons and aspiring grumps everywhere.

be old enough to know better

It's true. I am not for everyone. I'm an acquired taste. Appeals to many personality types: curmudgeon, elitist, drama king or queen, introvert, extrovert.

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Simple white letters on black background: "grumpy old man". Sometimes you just have to embrace who you're becoming, shaggy eyebrows, ear hair, and all. Get off my lawn, you kids. I'm a curmudgeon and don't care who knows it.

Ho ho ho-my god would you knock it off with the carols and the holiday cheer already?

means your body is low on toner

know it so loudly?

Not everyone has good taste.

sarcastic remark based on experience

You're only as good as your last haircut -fran lebowitz phrases

Fran Lebowitz photo

Simple white letters on black background: "bah humbug". Not just for Ebenezer Scrooge; fly your grouch flag high and tell everyone to get off your lawn - and your Christmas tree too. For curmudgeons everywhere.

which may be the problem

But, I'm going to swear the whole time.

I have to stop saying that

For all the reluctant participants out there, who need something to wear during the not so happy holidays. Bah humbug, as they say.

Simple white letters on black background: "harrumph". Yeah, this shop is The Best Words but sometimes an indeterminate noise is the best expression of how we're feeling. Harrumph. Blargh. Flargen.

Sometimes you just need a mug of beer — actually several. Why? Because People. Inevitably, almost every time you get this irritated and pissed off it’s because why? Because People. Yeah, you are a little salty, a smidge crusty — maybe even a curmudgeon. But why is that? Because People.

Sometimes you just need a glass of wine — actually several. Why? Because People. Inevitably, almost every time you get this irritated and pissed off it’s because why? Because People. Yeah, you are a little salty, a smidge crusty — maybe even a curmudgeon. But why is that? Because People.

I was looking for "mute"

He's having one of those days where it feels so good to be bad! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Ill-tempered, difficult, surly, cranky, salty, crusty, grumpy, grouchy, and curmudgeonly are how we are often described. But the truth is, stupid stuff just irritates us and we don’t suffer fools well. Here’s the deal, we’ll stop being annoyed when people stop being annoying. Join the Society of The Easily Annoyed!

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Simple white letters on black background: "I used to be cool". A story as old as time. Someday they'll change what 'it' is on you, too. Ah, being cool is for kids ... let 'em have it.

overloaded. yup.

we would all fall off

I'm just not using it today.

Skeptical cat in vest, bow tie, and glasses, with a notebook and pencil has a very quizzical look on his face. He’s not going to believe everything he is told. He wants proof.

Simple white letters on black background: "grumpy uncle". Is it all an act? Or are you TRULY grumpy? Maybe that's something known only to you.

I've never been this old before.

I caffeinate and glower

so, you'll have to settle for sarcasm

a lot more serotonin, to deal with this.