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I Can't Hear You!

Phil Hartman

Is that you John Wayne?

Channel the unrelenting spirit of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman with our 'Because I Am Hard' tee. This iconic quote from the movie 'Full Metal Jacket' captures the essence of his tough-as-nails character. Whether you're a fan of the film or admire his unyielding resolve, this tee is a tribute to resilience and determination.

For the love of Ryan Hartman

Embrace the iconic insult from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique tee. Featuring the unforgettable quote, 'You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece,' this design pays homage to one of cinema's most legendary moments. Show your love for military humor and movie history with this exclusive shirt.

Embrace the iconic insult from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique tee. Featuring the unforgettable quote, 'You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece,' this design pays homage to one of cinema's most legendary moments. Show your love for military humor and movie history with this exclusive shirt.

Inspired by the popular movie Full Metal Jacket, comes this rifle creed design.

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

Gunny wants you to show him your War Face. He’s got your ass, and you know it!

Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

Seven-Six-Two Millimeter

All hail KEYROCK: Phil Hartman's classic character created by Jack Handey

Lydia from "Danny Phantom". She seems like the most mild-mannered and most silent ghost in the show that Danny's ever fought. I like the idea of her being a quiet and friendly ghost (partially to show that the number of a person's tattoos is not tied to their level of kindness.)

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Gunnery Sargent Hartman

Ryan Hartman Minnesota Comic

Stop looking at my bum... cheeky monkey.

The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) doing the superior dance with one of the skit's key quotes

Sam Hartman College Vintage Bootleg

Full Metal Jacket t-shirt

Sound off like you got a pair!

You will remEMBER my name

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RECYCLING QUEEN SAM

NewsRadio WNYX - Saturday Night Live Sitcom

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The REAL DEAL.

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

This was my favorite skit as a kid hands down.

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Embrace the unforgettable line from 'Full Metal Jacket' with our Private Gomer Pyle quote tee. As he famously exclaimed, 'I am in a world of shit,' this striking design captures the essence of this iconic movie moment. Whether you're a fan of military films or simply appreciate dark humor, this tee is a must-have addition to your collection. Stand out from the crowd with our exclusive design, perfect for movie buffs and those who love edgy quotes. Join us in celebrating the cinematic legacy of 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique t-shirt.

"Your world frightens and confuses me" Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

Move it football head!