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I'm hard to kidnap: a funny text design with a body positive joke for curvy and chubby people. White text version.

I'm hard to kidnap: a funny text design with a body positive joke for curvy and chubby people. Black text version.

I'm Hard To Kidnap

David Rose to Johnny Rose on Schitt's Creek, " I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now." Hand lettered in a classic lightning bolt shape.Great gift for any Schitt's Creek fans, or any one who would like life less peopley!

There is a lot to consider if someone is planning your kidnapping but with this "I Am Hard To Kidnap" T-Shirt you're set to give a forewarning to your potential kidnapper or abductor. Whether you are heavy, bulky, or tall, slip on this tee to let people know that they better not waste their time trying to get you!

Fat People Are Hard to Kidnap. Fewer than 150 people fat people have been abducted in the United States between 2010–2018. And the federal government estimated of those 50 people, 25 were moderately chubby. Therefore only about 25 of the cases can really be classified as fat person abductions.

One advantage to being overweight is you don't need to worry as much about being kidnapped.

There is a lot to consider if someone is planning your kidnapping but with this "I Am Hard To Kidnap" T-Shirt you're set to give a forewarning to your potential kidnapper or abductor. Whether you are heavy, bulky, or tall, slip on this tee to let people know that they better not waste their time trying to get you!

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Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

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I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People Right Now

Im trying very hard not to connect with people

Whatever it is you do, you know what you're doing and how to get the job done. Taking care of business every day! Conquer the day, and make of it what you will! Kick some ass!

Maybe I'm just hard to love

I say I'm going to change, but I know I won't.

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I guess I'm destined to be loveless.

I need a break or I'm going to break.

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One advantage to being overweight is you don't need to worry as much about being kidnapped.

How about you!?

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I'm Trying Very Hard Not To Connect With People Right Now

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