Neighborhood Watch Pins and Buttons

All legendaries will be reported upon notice. The PNW is watching!

Neighborhood Watch

Creepin' while your Sleepin'

Beware burglars! Beware birds! Neighborhood Watch Cat is ... watching. And probably doing little else.

the perfect gift for that nosey neighbor

Show your support for the best neighborhood watch for combatting aliens.

Get your FHWA MUTCD official Neighborhood Street Hipster Sign: R02-05bP Neighborhood

Beware burglars! Beware birds! Neighborhood Watch Cat is ... watching. And probably doing little else.

There's something aesthetically pleasing about the sketchy looking dude on the classic "Neighborhood Watch" signs. This would be a good shirt to wear for an actual organized watch or just to proclaim your disdain for general sketchiness.

Neighborhood Watch Tee Shirt

Do 55+ Neighborhood Watches really make you feel safer?

Do not mess with suburbanites. Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more.

They came for the cheerleaders!

It's your vacation

Alternative Anti-Ralph Zone shirt

A logo and design for the Haddonfield Neighborhood watch, keeping an eye out for the most famous Haddonfield resident.

He is always watching

A neighborhood watch sign warning residents to remain vigilant. The iconic 'No' circle symbolizes their commitment to safety, but at its center, an eerie, Nosferatu-like figure emerges, urging neighbors to report anything suspicious. A haunting reminder that even in the most familiar places, the unknown can lurk.

Be a member of the Maple St. Neighborhood Watch! The Monsters are Due on Maple St.

Lt. Rumsfield reporting for duty!

It's a funny take on the classic Karen meme.

No Trump. No KKK. No Fascist USA.

are they still there?

Every decade or so, a great F*ck the Police graphic is produced. Considering the current political climate, this is probably one of the most poignant t-shirts you will ever own.

When there's something strange in the neighborhood...don't worry, the birds of prey are watching.

Neighborhood Watch Paranormal a great idea for a movie....but also a cool t-shirt to be wearing at the house party with ghosts

Neighborhood Watch

Two cute Scottie’s keeping an eye on the neighborhood

The Baseball Furies are always out to clean up the neighborhood so don't make your way through Riverside Park...

LOCAL 765

We Never Sleep

The neighborhood is safe with your greyhound on patrol!

Portrait of an angry chicken, with dark feathers, golden eyes, red wattles and comb. Curved text below is a golden three dimensional font.

A spooky parody of the neighborhood watch signs.

Be a part of the soon to be formed Minneapolis Community Police!

Funny Yorkie shirt for Yorkie dog lovers. Wear this shirt to show that your Yorkie is keeping an eye on the neighborhood.