Slackwyrm Pins and Buttons

Come on, you know this is you.

Ferragus takes his procrastination very seriously.

Look how upright and attentive he is - a rare thing indeed!

Zizok the wizard gets around on his flying goldfish. Viktor the Great Winter Warg can't resist a go on it himself.

Is there someone you know who is doing this? Allow Slack Wyrm to break the news for you.

It's Ferragus Slackwyrm.... in a circle. I wonder what he's thinking?

A roster of the current Slackwyrm Keep staff.

Ferragus and Zizok have been friends for a long time, right back to when the wizard was a youngster!

Wow! Otho has one too? I wonder if it's just as useless as mine was? ;)

Ferragus may be too lazy to build a hoard, but that doesn't mean he's got anything against a big pile of shiny treasure. I love gold!

Barrabhu is a mind flayer. He knows a quality brain when he senses it. Tell your friends that sadly right now he's not sensing anything at all.

Janet the Chicken in full battle-dress!

It's Lizardman... in a circle! I wonder what he's thinking? Probably something reptilian.

Arbalast Grandwyrm knows his weakness, and he is big enough to admit it.

The Easter Wyrm is born!

It's Hildegard Gretchwyrm... in a circle! I wonder what she's thinking? Probably how awesome she is.

Otho looks gorgeous, and you will too with this lovely crow-themed design!

Ferragus keeps all his treasures close. And that includes Duchess Doris.

Ferragus takes flight! It looks like something is on his mind too. Of course just what that is is entirely up to you!

Don't be fooled - The Great Gretch is very positive and enthusiastic about the mayhem she spreads.

Lord Edgegod's struggle is YOUR struggle too. Can you get through life without it completely destroying you? Do you have the health, stamina and mana to face it down?

Ferragus is a fan of good Vodka.

Always keep your human stowed securely when flying.

When you're a dragon you write your own rules.

Have you tried it?

There's literally nothing you can't do in Dungeons & Dragons if your DM is flexible enough. Just don't push it. Especially when your DM is a dragon.

Remember that time the villagers of Spuddy built a giant pillow for the Great Slack Wyrm? And he sat on it for weeks like a big lazy cat?

Only dragons know this one weird trick that never fails!

Hildegard (aka The Great Gretch!) has a very low tolerance for human bickering. Especially the oldest argument there is - men vs. women. Frankly she is against them both! Thus now's your chance to own the comic that was so offensive it was removed from the Slack Wyrm Instagram!

You don't need a lot to have it all.

Janet only wants the best for her humans.

Satan lives life on the edge.

Lord EdgeGod has seen you. He deems you edgy. But of course, not as edgy as him.

Lizardman knows why relax with a drink when you can relax with two.

Q. Hey, what's that on your shirt? A. Isn't it obvious? It's a bugbear playing Dig Dug!

Never start your D&D session in a tavern.