Toliet Pins and Buttons

Everyone needs a souvenir of the great toilet paper pandemic,

1/2 a teaspoon, for fast, effective relief.

This outside the bun??? Eating this mess will have you thinking what's coming out your buns.

Latrine Quote

Wanted for vanishing from every store's shelf.

Get one for the Champion Clogger in your life

I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

Ok gang, you know the rules. No humping, no pushing, no sniffing heinies.

"I Hope Your Phone Falls In The Toilet." Funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

When you're a multi-millionaire phony and don't want to pay taxes, just call Pritzker Plumbing to have the toilets removed from the mansion to call it uninhabitable. CROOKS!

Kokopelli toilet m white

minus four degrees...when you see it you will laugh

Democrats are full of BS all talk no actions. This says they are full of shit.

Did you survive the great toilet paper war?

Minus four degrees....when you see it you will laugh

Do you text, catch up on the news, update social media, watch memes all while your potty business? Then you've got what it takes to be in the big leagues and become a "Major League Dumper"