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Explain away your sarcastic comments with this design. Sarcasm is my superpower. Perfect for your snarky friends who love cynical humor. A must have holiday gift for the office curmudgeon, or the grouch who sits in the local bar all day. Blue design on light backgrounds.

I’m adding you to my Fucket List. A list of people and things who I don’t give a shit about. A list of things I never want to do, like eat a fried earthworm burger, or get a genital piercing. Get one of these for your sarcastic significant other.

Sometimes, the only thing I can say is “Really?” Funny, sarcastic quote on available on T-Shirts, gifts and apparel. You can’t fix stupid, but at least you can call it out. Perfect for casual Fridays at the office.

Funny Quote

Funny Quote

Funny Quote

Funny quote about Santa “It’s all fun and games until Santa checks his naughty list.” Available on T-shirts, apparel and other stuff. Makes a great holiday gift idea.

Funny tee design with the phrase “I speak fluent sarcasm” Get this as a gift for your favorite witty and cynical friend or relative. Available on a variety of items and apparel.

Classy sayings that show your friends and family what a true smart arse you are.

Let's be honest. My likability is not conditional.

shhh no one cares in black font

As fun a tee as any

Funny and Witty t-shirt saying "But did You die?"

Meet on common ground! All introverts unite.