Coneheads Posters and Art Prints

Coneheads

Narfle the garthok! beldar conehead

"Open wider, if you can."

Ah...My most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great.

The Coneheads are natives of the planet Remulak, stranded on Earth. Their distinguishing feature is the tops of their heads, shaped like large, bald cones. The father's name is Beldar; his wife is Prymaat, and their teenage daughter is Connie. Beldar and Prymaat sometimes use the pseudonyms Fred and Joyce. Beldar states his occupation as "timekeeper of Remulak"; this means he is a spy tasked with alerting his home planet to the optimum time for an invasion of Earth, which he fails to do. Connie is assimilating with Earthlings through association with her peers at school, and some family stress is caused by her desire to live as a typical Earth teenager. Beldar gives his family a cover story to explain their strange behavior by saying that.

They are so cool. They are coneheads. I am a fan of the traffic cone on the head look. They look like they deserve their own show. I can hear the theme song in my head right now. Buh buh buh the coneheads duh duh duh. It is hard to convey in writing.

The seekers

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . narfle the garthok!

Greetings from Remulak! You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . narfle the garthok!

conehead Illustration

The classic seeker trio plus the coneheads.

Alien stranded on Earth

Conehead illustration

For the weird ones

Sketch by Jon F. Allen

Keep calm and chill keep calm slogan for all persons.

Peace, Love & Conifers - Pacific Northwest Style in Retro Mossy colorway. Cascadia Loves Conifers, Coneheads Unite!

Conehead

dan akroyd