Elderberries Posters and Art Prints

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Your Mother Was a Hamster

Red elderberries growing in the forest in Oregon.

Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

The greatest of taunts for all pig-dogs.

FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time! ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Elderberry University logo

Your Mother Was A Hamster Coffee Cup, Hoodie, Notebook, and shirt

Python Code - Your Mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

This is a Your Mother Was A Hamster design.

Elderberry Syrup

Bottled Homemade Elderberry Juice

Some elderberry wine Sir..? Would you like a plastic straw with that..? No thanks said stinky - I have one already... I came prepared... It's my beetle-juice!!! Pentax K3

Funny I Love Elderberries fruit Food Addict Gift.

Respect your elders, funny elderberry berries food pun