Holy Grail Posters and Art Prints

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

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This isn't my shirt it's a false one.

Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Passed On...

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Step into a world of whimsical caution with this playful design featuring a skeleton holding up a chalice, accompanied by the words "HE CHOSE POORLY." It's a light-hearted nod to the age-old theme of decisions and consequences, presented with a humorous twist. The vibrant colors and cartoonish style bring a touch of levity to the macabre, making this the perfect design for those who enjoy a good story with a moral and a laugh. It’s an amusing conversation starter that will appeal to fans of classic tales of adventure and antiquity.

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Long after they fade, their legacies live on.

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The crusades lasted for a couple hundred years, but the Holy Land was conquered by the European Crusaders as they believed that "Deus Vult" or "God Wills It"... There were the Knights Templar, Knights Hospitaller, Teutonic Knights, Knights of the Holy Sepulchre, and many more.

Tis But A Scratch funny artwork inspired from the 1975 comedy movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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Run Away!

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

I blow my nose at you so-called Arthur King!

And Now for Something Completely Different

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Strange tarts lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

The crusades lasted for a couple hundred years, but the Holy Land was conquered by the European Crusaders as they believed that "Deus Vult" or "God Wills It"... There were the Knights Templar, Knights Hospitaller, Teutonic Knights, Knights of the Holy Sepulchre, and many more.

Tis but a scratch!

It begins here

I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot Trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Monty Python Mean Girls

A label of water inspired in Indiana Jones and the last crusade

funny design black knight quote '' Tis But A Scratch'', is grate gift for old movies fans

I am he who can summon fire without flint or tinder.

Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail. King Arthur gets the better of the Black Knight by cutting off his limbs. However, despite losing his arms and legs slowly, the Black Knight refuses to yield and this is when he delivers the iconic quote "Just A Flesh Wound".

The Arming Of The Knights - The Quest For The Holy Grail ... (see more like this @ The Blue Box)

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar!

I'm feeling better. You're gonna drop stone dead any minute.

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high..."

Character Line up of the Indiana Jones characters from the movie Raiders of the Lost Ark

The young child defends the tree house