River Tam Posters and Art Prints

River Tam from Serenity, fresh after killing some reavers.

River Tam of Firefly done in original art

River, from Firefly and here, from Serenity, after destroying a LOT of Reavers.

Five years after the Battle of Serenity Valley in 2511, often considered the lynch pin in the defeat of the Independents, a group of Browncoats founded the Serenity Valley Museum to commemorate the sixteen brigades and twenty air-tank squads lost those fateful weeks. On a visit to this museum, tucked on the lip of Serenity Valley itself, you picked up a little something for yourself as you exited through the gift shop ...

Serenity graphic from firefly

"Fruity Oaty Bars, make a man out of a mouse. Fruity Oaty Bars, make you bust out of your blouse." - Advertisement, shown in the Maidenhead bar. Fruity Oaty Bars were a manufactured foodstuff. The advertisement for Fruity Oaty Bars shown in the Maidenhead was just one of many carriers for a subliminal Alliance signal intended to seek out River Tam after her escape from their experiments. Due to the scarcity of fresh produce, it is unclear whether they were made from real fruit and oats, or merely made from artificial proteins and flavorings, as with most of the food.

I'm just a huge fan on Firefly/Serenity. I wanted an fruity oatey bar shirt for myself. So I drew one up. This is one of my most popular designs.

Minimal Firefly Crew

Hope you like it.

A reproduction of the shirt worn by Jayne Cobb in the Firefly episodes "Out of Gas", "Safe" and "War Stories". I used several screenshots from these episodes to create a very accurate version using Adobe Illustrator. A distressed version is also available.

Serenity Graphic

Includes radion-accelerator core repairs and modification of maneuvering systems.

Your Grave

Smart, funny, beautiful, well armed, and terrifying as hell; how can you not love River Tam?

The crew of Firefly from Joss Whedon's television series, Firefly. Featuring Malcolm Reynolds (Nathan Fillion), Kaylee Frye (Jewel Staite), Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Alan Tudyk), River Tam (Summer Glau), Zoe Washburne (Gina Torres), Jayne Cobb (Adam Baldwin), Inara Serra (Morena Baccarin), Shepherd Book (Ron Glass), and Simon Tam (Sean Maher). This is unofficial, fan-made art; I do not own anything related to Firefly or its characters.

No comment needed :)

Kaywinnet Lee Frye is a genius mechanic. She just sees how things go together... machines talk to each other. She's an eternal optimist, and the sweetheart of space, and everything's shiny when she's around.

Fruity Oaty Bars make a man out of a mouse Fruity Oaty Bars make you bust out of your blouse Eat them all the time They will blow your mind "I feel so ashamed, I haven't eaten Fruity Oaty Bars" Fruity Oaty Bars Fruity Oaty Bars. Fruity Oaty Bar is a fictional product made by the Blue Sun Corporation and featured in the movie Serenity, which is a continuation of Joss Wheedon's Firefly TV show.

Firefly Symbols

Fruity Oaty Bars make a man out of a mouse Fruity Oaty Bars make you bust out of your blouse Eat them all the time They will blow your mind "I feel so ashamed, I haven't eaten Fruity Oaty Bars" Fruity Oaty Bars Fruity Oaty Bars.

You Can't Take the Sky From Me

Mr. Browncoat can moo, can you?