Quip Merch

​Epigram : You're barking up the wrong tree.

truth of life

life is a pantomime

Tired of people asking you questions you couldn't possibly know the answer to

There is no "k" in the word "nothing". A pink and blue circle and cloud shape with helpful spelling tip that there is no "k" in the word "nothing". A fun play on a word that is often mispronounced.

Simple, soft quip of a logo design

For the self proclaimed expert or know it all in your life, gifts for men and women who love sarcasm or have a dry humour / humor. Get it as a gift for your teacher, your best friend, neighbour, husband, wife, daughter, son, daughter, girlfriend, boyfriend .... you get the idea

These sweet hermit crabs help you express yourself by saying, "Oh, snap."

Perfect gift for men and women who love sarcasm or have a dry humour / humor. Get it as a gift for your teacher, your best friend, neighbour, husband, wife, daughter, son, daughter, girlfriend, boyfriend .... you get the idea

Sly like a fox

Sarcasm is how I hug! This sarcasm humor is one of the best sarcastic quotes for people who deploy sarcastic sayings and sardonic witticism with affection. Quip and wisecrack away, you sarcastic genius!

Embrace the humor of the classroom with our tee that whimsically asks, 'But Did You Take Attendance?' Share a laugh with fellow educators and students alike, adding a touch of playful wit to your style.

Revisit the whimsical world of Pee-wee Herman with this iconic quote: 'I Know You Are But What Am I?' Embrace the playful and imaginative spirit of Pee-wee as you add a touch of retro charm to your style. Whether you're a fan of the character or simply appreciate a good laugh, this design captures the essence of Pee-wee's unique humor. Share a chuckle and a grin with fellow fans as you pay homage to the timeless charm of Pee-wee Herman and his memorable catchphrase.

This is one Sly Dog....oh...ya....

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Never complain; never explain."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "What fresh hell is this?"

A gigantic axolotl rising from the sea, with city skyscrapers at its feet, and little figures running in panic.

Oh, I'm sorry...did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Ain't nobody happy, if Mama ain't happy! Words of wisdom from a folk saying, done in vintage-inspired, chalkboard style typography in a rose-blossom frame. This version is done in white on deep blue or purple.

Welcome yourself to The DreamScape IN STYLE!

I've been brainstorming and came up with some doosies ... I have a crass and sarcastic personality ... so here it is, in fine print, ready to put on a t-shirt ....

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​Epigram : Close but no cigar.

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Don't look at me in that tone of voice."