Rant Merch

Clark Rant

Naw, I’m doing just fine, Clark.

On Christmas Eve, Clark Griswold tries to excite the kids by telling them he heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sled. His cousin Eddie replies, "You serious Clark?" Perhaps you're never too old to believe in Santa Claus, or you're not very bright like Cousin Eddie. This funny Christmas Vacation shirt will surely get some laughs this holiday season.

Life is just a prolonged kick to the balls - pessimistic, yet accurate outlook on the "situation" (meaning, life). Be a Debby downer because it is what it is.

Griswold's Family Christmas

Stick it to the Man!

It was an ugly tree anyway.

DARK BACKGROUND VARIANT!! The famously drunk rant by Larry Kudlow in which he calls Dana Perino "Chuh Tah" (Chuck Todd?) after having a few too many mimosas with breakfast, now immortalized in t-shirt and mug form.

If you are looking to cut out Christmas bonuses this year, may I suggest a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club. Clark Griswold’s boss, Frank Shirley, learned that it isn’t the best idea, but that doesn’t mean this shirt isn’t a great one. Just like Clark got the last laugh with his supersized bonus, you can too with this Jelly of the Month Club t-shirt. It is the gift that keeps on giving.

The famously drunk rant by Larry Kudlow in which he calls Dana Perino "Chuh Tah" (Chuck Todd?) after having a few too many mimosas with breakfast, now immortalized in t-shirt and mug form.

Repeat text style design of hold on I see a dog.

The gift that keeps on giving the whole year The best Christmas movie.

The blessing

It's America's favorite family fun park! -Roy Walley

Repeat text style design of hold on I see a dog.

Bill Hicks illustration

And Why is the Carpet All Wet Todd? I don't know, Margo!

The muscle of the Bomb Squad, Mur is always in the front line for her team!

This rookie pilot is ready to bring the Bomb Squad into the middle of all the danger!

It's not Christmas until Clark W. Griswold is on my TV saying this line.

Official Member Christmas Vacation is a top 3 Christmas movie.

Uncle Luis The blessing

I "love" writing code documentation as much as the next programmer. I'd rather wrestle a ninja sword-wielding gorilla than write a README file. Documentation to code is like vegetables to a 5-year-old - avoid it at all costs. Let's face it - nobody reads code documentation anyway, that's like the last step of accepting defeat, so I will debug for 5 hours first, then maybe. MAYBE! will open that dusty poor written document. Rant's over - enjoy this design.

We all love our Clark Griswold and his rants and wisdom. We love the Griswold family and their crazy journeys in Europe and Across America to Walley world.

Whats better than a big fat cheque? A Jelly of the Month Club subscription, of course!

The gift that keeps on giving the whole year The best Christmas movie.

Tired of it and want to throw up properly? Then wear this design with humor.

Online Ranting Sensation Funny Internet Social Media Meme

The iconic family of 4.

Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Do you really want to grin and gripe? Then the sheep shirt to complain is just the thing for you. Take it with humor.

The blessing

A Clark Griswold Christmas Greeting

I feel unclean for having made this. Even as a joke.