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Be the light of the party with this funny design from the Christmas Family Vacation movie. This movie quote will be one everyone will remember.

Get a good laugh this holiday season with this funny meme from the infamous Clark Griswald movie Christmas Family Vacation. Give as a gift or for a party to be the center of attention!

An iconic speech given by the Mom (voiced by Annie Potts) in the 1980s cartoon episode of Amazing Stories, The Family Dog. The episode was written and directed by Brad Bird (who went on to create The Incredibles for Pixar) and had visuals designed by Tim Burton. When I was a teenager in the 1980s, I thought this was the funniest speech of all time, and now that I am a mom in the 2020s, I still think it. This design was created because I want it on a mug, but you are welcome to have it, too!

You may think you are going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas ever but you could be wrong. This Christmas Vacation movie shirt shows the speech Clark gives as he tries to rally the family together.

Christmas Jelly of the Month Club member established 1989. Ideal for those who love funny humor, movie quotes, movies, Christmas Eve. Perfect for Christmas holiday party gatherings, vacation. Perfect for men, women, boys, girls, teens, mom, dad, grandpa, grandma, friends, coworkers, friend for X-mas, Thanksgiving, birthday. It keeps on giving the whole year!

Let everyone know that like the Griswolds, your family is the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. This t-shirt will help you to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas imaginable.