Retro Birthday Sayings Merch

"Admit It Life Would Be Boring Without Me" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious addition to your outfit. Bursting with jokes, memes, quotes, and sayings suitable for birthdays, Christmas, occasions, and perfect for men, women, and kids with a sarcastic sense of humor. Ideal gift ideas that elevate your fashion with a touch of wit and mischief. This tee is designed for those who bring the spice to life and want the world to admit it!

Hilarious design that captures the essence of fatherhood and celebrates Father's Day! Our "Awesome Like My Daughter" design is perfect for the funny and loving husband and dad who takes pride in his little girl. Featuring a playful twist, this design is sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. Showcasing the unique bond between a father and his daughter, this shirt makes a delightful gift from a daughter to her dad, reminding him of just how special and incredible he is.

Great gift idea in vintage style for men and women celebrating their birthday. Trend design to the birthday party as a gift. For those who were born in 1970.

"Walking HR Violation": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor and sarcastic tone, this design humorously depicts someone who often crosses the line at work, making it an amusing choice for employees and co-workers who appreciate bold and edgy humor in the workplace. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"Shit Show Supervisor" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and jokes, it humorously suggests being in charge of a chaotic or dysfunctional situation, adding a playful twist to the idea of managing life's craziness with a sense of humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

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Embrace nostalgia with a funny twist! This "Wooden Spoon Survivor" playfully combines childhood memories and sarcastic charm. A perfect gift idea!

"Cool Dads Club" is specially designed for Father's Day! With this comical design in bold, eye-catching letters, this design will bring a smile to everyone's face. It's the perfect gift to celebrate and honor all the amazing fathers out there in a lighthearted and entertaining way. Wear it proudly and join the club of cool dads!

"Sorry Girls I Only Love Video Games And My Mom" Graphic Tee - Bring humor to your wardrobe with this funny design for men, boys, and kids. Perfect as a gift for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion, including Valentine's Day 2024. Ideal for gamers who prioritize their love for video games and cherish their bond with Mom. This tee adds a playful touch to your outfit, making it a standout piece for gaming enthusiasts.

"I'm Too Old For This Shit!" T-Shirt is a hilarious and trendy outfit choice. This design features the iconic quote from the movie Lethal Weapon, making it a perfect gift idea for him, her, friends, or anyone who appreciates adult humor. Whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, or just for fun, this novelty t-shirt with a funny and offensive twist will definitely turn heads. It's the ultimate conversation starter and a must-have for fans of Roger Murtaugh and classic movie quotes.

Bigfoot Social Distancing World Champion Virus Best Practice Funny Humor Sasquatch Gift T-Shirt.

I love it when my mom lets me play video games that makes a great celebration announcement or birthday gift.

"Cool Dads Club" is specially designed for Father's Day! With this comical design in bold, eye-catching letters, this design will bring a smile to everyone's face. It's the perfect gift to celebrate and honor all the amazing fathers out there in a lighthearted and entertaining way. Wear it proudly and join the club of cool dads!

"Chillaxing, Vibing, and Thriving - Living your best life"

Just Because I'm Awake Doesn't Mean I'm Ready To Do Things.

"You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or St. Patrick's Day 2024 gift for men and women. With humor and Irish-themed imagery like shamrocks and beer, this design celebrates the fun spirit of being part of an Irish drinking team, playfully highlighting the importance of starting the day off right.Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or St. Patrick's Day 2024 gift for men and women. With humor and Irish-themed imagery like shamrocks and beer, this design celebrates the fun spirit of being part of an Irish drinking team, playfully highlighting the importance of starting the day off right.Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

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Hilarious and sarcastic design. This witty and funny design captures the essence of blunt honesty with a touch of humor. Whether you're an expert at wearing your emotions on your sleeve or simply enjoy witty banter, this design will surely make a bold statement. Let your facial expressions do the talking.

Just Because I'm Awake Doesn't Mean I'm Ready To Do Things.

"Walking HR Violation" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, joke, co-worker, and office references, it humorously labels someone as potentially breaching human resources policies or social norms in the workplace, adding a playful and edgy twist to office dynamics. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Positive mind, vibes, life inspirational quote. Hand drawn lettering. Choose your size and color then hit BUY IT NOW to place your order.

Awesome gamer designs for video game lovers. Funny sarcastic gift for gamers. Awesome vintage gamer quote gift for men and women who love playing video games. Perfect for anyone who loves PC video games and gaming consoles. Funny Fathers Day present for Dads and Papas.

Explore the lighter side of life with this hilarious and quirky T-shirt featuring the amusing quote, "I Whisper WTF To Myself At Least 20 Times A Day." This funny and sarcastic design adds a touch of humor to your outfit, making it a perfect gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion. Ideal for those who appreciate novelty and trending styles, this T-shirt caters to both him and her, as well as friends with a taste for adult humor. Embrace the offensive charm and let this shirt become a conversation starter at any gathering. Get ready to turn heads and share a laugh with this unique and eye-catching piece that effortlessly blends design and wit.

"I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad-a-base" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or Father's Day. With humor, puns, and meme references, it humorously plays on the term "database" to create a punny and relatable concept of storing dad jokes, adding a playful twist to the fatherly humor stereotype. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Introducing our hilarious and trendy funny tee with the amusing quote, "Dear Math, Grow Up And Solve Your Own Problem!" This unique design combines humor and sarcasm, making it a perfect outfit for math lovers, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, or just a casual day out, this shirt is a fantastic gift idea that showcases a playful take on the eternal struggle with mathematics. Stay on-trend and share a chuckle with this witty piece, ideal for those who love clever quotes and sayings. Perfect for occasions like Pi Day or any day you want to add a touch of humor to your wardrobe! Vintage retro design.

Introducing our hilarious and trendy funny tee with the amusing quote, "Dear Math, Grow Up And Solve Your Own Problem!" This unique design combines humor and sarcasm, making it a perfect outfit for math lovers, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, or just a casual day out, this shirt is a fantastic gift idea that showcases a playful take on the eternal struggle with mathematics. Stay on-trend and share a chuckle with this witty piece, ideal for those who love clever quotes and sayings. Perfect for occasions like Pi Day or any day you want to add a touch of humor to your wardrobe! Vintage retro design.

Introducing our hilarious and trendy funny tee with the amusing quote, "Dear Math, Grow Up And Solve Your Own Problem!" This unique design combines humor and sarcasm, making it a perfect outfit for math lovers, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, or just a casual day out, this shirt is a fantastic gift idea that showcases a playful take on the eternal struggle with mathematics. Stay on-trend and share a chuckle with this witty piece, ideal for those who love clever quotes and sayings. Perfect for occasions like Pi Day or any day you want to add a touch of humor to your wardrobe! Vintage retro design.

"I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad-a-base" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or Father's Day. With humor, puns, and meme references, it humorously plays on the term "database" to create a punny and relatable concept of storing dad jokes, adding a playful twist to the fatherly humor stereotype. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Don't Bully Me I'll Come" graphic tee: A witty outfit with funny, sarcastic quotes, sayings, and memes suitable for both men and women. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or as gift ideas, it promotes anti-bullying sentiments. The phrase humorously warns potential bullies of a retaliatory response, empowering the wearer while advocating for a culture of kindness and respect.

"I Don't Know I Just Work Here" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious addition to your outfit. Packed with jokes, memes, quotes, and sayings suitable for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions. Ideal gift ideas for both men and women, especially for sarcastic workers or co-workers who navigate the everyday grind. Elevate your fashion with this unique tee, designed for those with a bold sense of humor and a casual attitude toward the workplace!

"You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or St. Patrick's Day 2024 gift for men and women. With humor and Irish-themed imagery like shamrocks and beer, this design celebrates the fun spirit of being part of an Irish drinking team, playfully highlighting the importance of starting the day off right.Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"Sorry Girls I Only Love Video Games And My Mom" graphic tee: A humorous outfit with funny quotes, sayings, and memes, perfect for men, boys, and kids. Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day 2024, or as gift ideas for gamers, it playfully prioritizes gaming and family affection over romantic interests, adding a touch of gaming culture to your wardrobe.

"Sorry Girls I Only Love Video Games And My Mom" graphic tee: A humorous outfit with funny quotes, sayings, and memes, perfect for men, boys, and kids. Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day 2024, or as gift ideas for gamers, it playfully prioritizes gaming and family affection over romantic interests, adding a touch of gaming culture to your wardrobe.

"Sloth I don’t like morning people or mornings or people shirt is the best gift for all your loved ones who love Sloths. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."