Shorts Merch

Life is short. Facilitate joy in yourself and others.

When the exact words are hard to find, let 'em have it with your new Eat My Shorts T Shirt, Eat My Shorts Mug, Eat My Shorts Sweatshirt, Eat My Shorts Hoodie, Eat My Shorts Tee Shirt and other great Eat My Shorts gifts and gift ideas!

Eat My Shorts! 90s Slang Phrases

For real Simpsons heads. A bunch of Simpsons references as donut sprinkles on a giant donut.

Cartoon drawing of cartoon shorts with palm trees.

Natural Habitat Shorts

camo cargo shorts are tactical

Stylish black and white girl in shorts with big red heart and glasses

Our secondary logo!

Rocky's very small golden short adorning a wreath.

Old School SYS style design

make me life

The classic FWS logo on a tee!

This one has an oval, y'know?

Just a drawing I made of some Girl wearing cargo shorts

A Let it rip! funny memes minimal line art drawing featuring Jeremy wearing his micro shorts and not much else. Delish.

Frozen Dainties

You like color? Sure you do! Use this design because it looks like a sweet silk screen on whatever color you prefer.

Pencil drawing 2019

Who needs words? This is what our poster looked like before we made it all wordy and complicated.

Because you loved the intelligence and bowl hair cut of Sponge from Salute Your Shorts! If you buy this shirt, post a picture of you wearing it and tag us on Instagram @Forever90sShirts or Twitter @4Ever90sShirts and we'll repost it on our Instagram page and retweet it!

nooo Gerald

Our logo... IN COLOR!!!

love her but leave her wild A wonderful expression of love and making love prevail

Pop ! Nya

Too shy to recommend Fun With Shorts to everyone you meet? Let the oil lobbyist alien from Destination: Earth do it for you!

Camp Illustration from the 90s Nickelodeon classic show Salute Your Shorts.

Because you loved the charming new camper, Ronnie Pinsky from Salute Your Shorts! If you buy this shirt, post a picture of you wearing it and tag us on Instagram @Forever90sShirts or Twitter @4Ever90sShirts and we'll repost it on our Instagram page and retweet it!

you don't wanna know

For that person on your team that insists these are called hockey shorts

Getting a sexy yoga shirt is a great gift for women. Any yoga shirts for women or men are the perfect present. Yoga tee shirts will surprise any yoga practitioner. What is better than a sexy yoga shirt besides funny yoga shirts. A yoga shirt is what you need and makes a great gift for mothers.

Happy Independence Day shorts, happy birthday USA shorts, Men's 4th of July Shirt, Patriotic Happy Bday USA Onepiece or Tshirt, Fourth of July Shirt, Girl or Boy, Youth, Toddler - Independence Day, Happy Birthday America

El Barto's Rebellion

That design signifie the concept of short video

Mordred from Fate Series

For that person on your team that insists these are called hockey shorts