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For that person on your team that insists these are called hockey shorts

The watcher, in the forest, watching... okay we don't know what it means either but it's weird, right?

make me life

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seize him

Eat My Shorts

Larry's Football Jersey

If you go to Groovy Ghoul Pizza Camp you better wear this shirt while watching spooky movies and eating pizza... or else!

This year's poster art, full framed as nature intended.

Because you loved the environmentalist ZZ Ziff from Salute Your Shorts!! Celebrate her awesomeness with this shirt. 90's Nickelodeon forever! If you buy this shirt, post a picture of you wearing it and tag us on Instagram @Forever90sShirts or Twitter @4Ever90sShirts and we'll repost it on our Instagram page and retweet it!

Girl in denim shorts celebrating

Just try and calm down.

Saw a meme like this. Font: Carbon Black https://www.dafont.com/carbon.font

Be burning T-Shorts

Old Photos of Basketball Players

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Bad Boy

The watcher, what does he see? Well, if he moved his head maybe we could ALL get a look!

Because you still have a soft spot for the bad boy of Salute Your Shorts, Budnick! You won't forget the hottest guy with a mullet with this shirt. If you buy this shirt, post a picture of you wearing it and tag us on Instagram @Forever90sShirts or Twitter @4Ever90sShirts and we'll repost it on our Instagram page and retweet it!

A Yes Chef! funny memes minimal line art drawing featuring Jeremy wearing his micro shorts and not much else. Tasty.

This design is the perfect gift for a birthday, Christmas and other celebrations. It is suitable for women, men and kids.

It's Junior Raindrop, the rogue water droplet. I don't know what else to tell you.

Cute Cartoon Character design of everyone's favorite Mouse. Classic design inspired by the original animated sound short. Perfect apparel for animation fans, especially for black and white cartoon shorts. A unique gift item for birthday, party, or visiting Theme Parks and Resorts.

Ah a new way to shorts!

Find the perfect fire department gnome kawaii for your home or garden. Add some whimsy to your fire department with a kawaii gnome. Show your support for your local firefighters with a kawaii gnome. A kawaii gnome is the perfect way to show your support for your local fire department. Add some fun and whimsy to your fire department with a kawaii gnome.

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Funny Cycling saying for Cyclers Education Is Important But Cycling Is Importanter design makes a great gift idea for cyclists.

Inspired by our sponsor, Buffalo Wild Wings.

Because you still have a soft spot for Donkeylips of Salute Your Shorts, Budnick! You would have given him a shot! 90's Nickelodeon forever!

The only thing better than jeans, is jean shorts. They were the original dad shorts. Durable, fit in at a casual dinner, BBQ, mowing the lawn, formal dining (with a tuxedo T shirt obviously) and plenty of pockets to hold a pocket knife, cell phone, wallet, sunscreen, flashlight, sunglasses, notebook, pen, backup pen and of course the keys to your 2002 SUV because, "She still runs good!" *slaps hood*.

An I am kenough funny memes minimal line art drawing featuring Jeremy wearing his micro shorts and not much else. Yes chef!

Apes Together Strong. Prepare your diamond hands, hodl and start the revolution.

Happy to take on any requests if there’s something you can’t find and want on a T-shirt or bag or mask, just let me know and I’ll see what I can do :)