Little Steampunk Cat Stickers

Little steampunk cat

Little steampunk cat

Cute little steampunk friends

Cute little steampunk friends

Little steampunk kitten

Little steampunk kitten

Cute little steampunk kitten

Sweet little steampunk kitten

Cute little steampunk kitten

Sweet little steampunk kitten

You can keep that kind of flim-flammery for your spaceport floozies.

While it’s true that Naturally Occurring Witches are most desirable, if you should find yourself in need of a witch and none are handy, you may want to consider the Random Witch Generator. Simply affix to a large pumpkin, pour in a capful of Witch Starter ™, calibrate the gauges, wind the key and stand well back. Very well back. Really. Expect chugging, shuddering, some green and purple smoke and an enormous bbbBBLOORRrttt! And there you have it: in this case a thankfully small and conventional witch accessorized with a seriously annoyed familiar. Should anything resembling a 400 pound slimy Spite Witch emerge, our recommendation would be to flee immediately while keeping in mind that Magic Co. accepts no liability for unfortunate o...