Badly Optimized Store

We decided to do merch without having any idea how to do merch, so we paid someone to horribly trace our faces (lol we didn't pay them). Now you can wear our faces everywhere you go and everyone will wonder who the hell is on your shirt.

Grab this great print of a dirty and somewhat festive hobo gurning his tits off. Oh wait, it's actually Jack from Badly Optimized Podcast. Oops.

Its the Logo with no background or border, what do you want from me

The default Logo as it appeared on podcast feeds, until we stuck our stupid faces on there