Kelli Dunham's Angry Queer Tees

This is a slightly less confrontational version of our best-selling "queers created friendsgiving" tee shirt.

Y'all have everything...but community.

Because we're here, we're queer, we're fighting osteaoarthritis

If Valentine's Day doesn't quite fit you, maybe you need this tee shirt

Because for some folks, two or more is better than one!

Specially made for those of us (like Kelli) who are given a hard time no matter WHAT bathroom they're in.

Wouldn't the world be a beautiful place if everyone just worried about their own gender? Okay, maybe not beautiful because, climate change. But still, better, right?

The classic 80s "No Surfing In Hell" shirt featured in Kelli's 2020 Comedy album "Not the Gym Teacher" is no longer commercially available so we created our own!

Because really...aren't you sometimes?

Because well. It's a thing. Except in the midwest, where you could just be a farmer's wife.

When someone hands you your change and says "thank you" and then panic follows.

When people ask why, you've got an answer (in a loving consensual relationship OF COURSE!)

For all the folks in your life who might have such a shutdown. Or if you're really empowered, you'll buy it for yourself!

Because why don't you just wait and let your kid tell you their gender?

We've all gotta pee. But some folks just need to make it hard for other folks. Especially gender conforming folks.

Because the rigid gender binary--unlike cats--adds nothing positive to our daily lives.

So you love your cats AND you're a nerd, what does that mean for your identity? Um obviously you're a CAT NERD!!!!!!

Reassure the people around you that you're not going to give them unwanted advice to add to their difficulties

Someone you love needs this shirt. Not you of course. But definitely someone you love.

A tee shirt with an ever so subtle reminder that staring is impolite.

Let folks know they need to give you your Covid19 space!

If they're gonna stare anyway, give 'em something to read!

Because seriously, we don't have to wage wars on our bodies just because it's Jan 1!

When someone tells you "everything happens for a reason" wear this tee shirt to their wedding. It's better than punching them.

Sigh. Gender reveal parties. I guess it's our job to subvert them too?

Tell folks that they need to BACK UP!

Because sometimes folks need a gentle reminder to not be ageist jerks.

Because our stories matter! If you're in NYC come to a Queer Memoir event or email Kelli to bring QM to your town! All proceeds from QM related tee shirts go towards providing Queer Memoir workshops for folks in rural or other underserved areas.

Um, can we just hold this event in all our own individual living rooms? Thanks.

Drag queen Jesus says "Jesus was no sissy" And by this we mean "Oh Jesus was totally a sissy" In all the best ways. Stacy Bias created this art as a special commission for my show of the same name.

Because well, sometimes that's what gets us through the day.

Sometimes you just want a shirt that expresses what you're thinking. Art by the amazing Lauren Amigo.

Just in time for your winter holiday gatherings or office parties, a reminder that queers weren't put on the earth to serve cishet bullshit.

Because listening and listening and sending the sympathy cards and figuring out how to make people talk to each other and and and and and...it shouldn't always be done by the same person!

In celebration of our 10 year anniversary, Queer Memoir has a reworked logo and a brand new tee-shirt! Buy one and support Queer Memoir workshops in rural and other underserved areas.

Because yknow, I personally am not manifesting anything except a good deal for you on tee shirts. Original art by Stacy Bias for the show of the same name.