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Sammy Sammich has a grumpy demeanors and sometimes it takes someones a bits Legen-Dary in orders to takes him downs a pegs or twos. Now pitter patter and buy something.

Back in 96 you may have been voting for Clinton/Gore but us in Seattle were behind Payton and Kemp running for the Dunk Party.

Back in 96 you may have been voting for Clinton/Gore but us in Seattle were behind Payton and Kemp running for the Dunk Party.

Oh David, stop acting like such a disgruntled pelican! -Moira Rose

Oh god, here comes 1000 Needles. Get those Phoenix Downs ready.

Nothing like a thumbs up to the opposing bench in the middle of a big slam!

All proceeds will be donated to help Laurie's fight against stage 3 cancer

Memento Mori! And remember, "What can't you beat?" A Dead horse!

The ultimate test for any Tolkien fan. Only the strongest of minds will get this clever joke.

After puking up a strange red ball and becoming a zombie, I thought my life was over. But I was rescued by that very same red ball as it sprouted eight legs and became my new best friend. I call him Mr. Ball Legs!

The ultimate test for any Tolkien fan. Only the strongest of minds will get this clever joke.

The ultimate Diagnostic Repair Drone! He diagnoses! He Repairs! He even knows Tchaikovsky!

The royal sovereign of more than 600 billion loyal subjects. ruler of the Hynerian Empire. I present to you, the illustrious Dominar Rygel XVI.

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