Not Your Mothers Goose

Forget Mary Had a Little Lamb, she's been to the store canned pseudo-meat - it's Mary Had a Little Spam!

Pinocchio has a rough day in Wood Shop when the class runs out of lumber

Captain Hook returns The Clapper for a refund. From Topher Goggin's madcap book, Not Your Mother's Goose. Illustration by Rick Cunningham.

Rapunzel can't quite hear the prince, so she throws down a chair, a bear, a flare, and more.

Hansel's stepmom asks which pants he wants for taking a "walk" in the woods. The cargo pants look like a good choice.

Santa Claus picks the wrong time to visit the Three Little Pigs, getting ready to go down the chimney just as the pigs light the fire under their cookpot.

This Little Piggy goes to market ... and buys some roast beef for his brother.

New energy rules force Aladdin to equip his lamp with a compact fluorescent genie.

Championship Bracket from Not Your Mother's Goose's Tournament of Disney Villains

Beware the Phantom Rabbit

Fly across the sky in the iconic skyliner!

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Are you a Disney fan? Want to take a walk right down the middle of Main Street USA? Look dapper in this shirt celebrating the fun of the Magic Kingdom and the Dapper Dans! Fun for a day at home, in Disneyland, Disney World, or any Disney park, or on Dapper Day.

If you enjoy July 4, Independence Day, Sam Eagle, the Muppets, or Muppet Vision 3D, this shirt is for you! It recalls the words of everyone's favorite patriotic Muppet, Sam Eagle in Muppet Vision 3D: A Salute To All Nations, But Mostly America!

Not funny? not mine!

Aladdin's Jafar meets the Lakers legend, Kareem Abdul Jabar!