Behold the breathtaking vision of Saint Keanu of Reeves. Kneel before Saint Keanu and pray that he protects your dog, guides you on your first tube brah, delivers you from the machine simulation and inspires an A+ history report. San Dimas High School Football Rules!
Keanu Charles Reeves (/kiˈɑːnuː/ kee-AH-noo; born September 2, 1964) is a Canadian-American actor and musician. He gained fame for his starring roles in several blockbuster films, including comedies from the Bill and Ted franchise (1989–1991), action thrillers Point Break (1991), Speed (1994), the John Wick franchise (2014–2019), psychological thriller The Devil's Advocate (1997), supernatural thriller Constantine (2005), and science fiction/action series The Matrix (1999–2003). He has also appeared in dramatic films, such as Dangerous Liaisons (1988), My Own Private Idaho (1991), and Little Buddha (1993), as well as the romantic horror Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992).
He is also God.
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