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Everyone loves Yo Mama Jokes. Take one with you wherever you go. People think you are talking about yourself until they get to the punchline at the bottom.

Everyone loves Yo Mama Jokes. Take one with you wherever you go. People think you are talking about yourself until they get to the punchline at the bottom.

Cool Weightlifting / exercise shirt design for the gym rat in your life (it could even be you)

Everyone loves Yo Mama Jokes. Take one with you wherever you go. People think you are talking about yourself until they get to the punchline at the bottom.

Everyone loves Yo Mama Jokes. Take one with you wherever you go. People think you are talking about yourself until they get to the punchline at the bottom.

Hilarious fake Gandhi Quote that will get your friends laughing at a cookout or just out on the town.

From Squatch Smashers Comedy Podcast, it's Jenny the Murderbot Model 867-5309. She is designed to be able to kill any supernatural creature. Shown here in "Anti-Vampire Mode" with rocket-propelled wooden stake launcher.

More Double Negative Motivational Slogans from that marketing genius Zeke Delfour from Squatchsmashers.com

This is the OFFICIAL Squatch Smashers Logo T-Shirt you have heard about on the show! The one with such high-quality fabric that an old lady almost smothered! The one that is so thick that it almost stopped Zeke's shovel from killing the Wendigo that was about to kill Zeke and Vlad! That one!

The logo for Master Chad's Academy of Neckmeata Style Throat Punch Karate! Self Defense begins and ends with the throat.

From Zeke Delfour's very own line of Double Negative Motivational Products! Don't NOT Do it! You won't not love this shirt. Really you won't not. Never say Never, say No Never! Don't say Can't, Say Don't Can't!

The catchy children's song according to Karate Master - Master Chad! Vlad figured out that if all of the parts of your body are weapons, you would sing the song this way.

It's all a matter of perspective.

Just remember... you asked for this...

Because hygiene is sexy, people. Bigfoot knows it and so do you.

Dedicated to roswell-newton on tumblr and all other mothman lovers. *If you want a kinda tacky cryptid appreciation shirt for a different cryptid or a different look for the heart, just message me!

Your ghost host.

ghost giving two big thumbs down. He is not impressed.

They're classically scary and pixelated-ly cute.

Has anyone seen my squad?

Stop the devastating slander against this kind and sensitive creature, the Bigfoot. The only true thing the public knows about him is that his feet are big.

Bigfoot Hide and Seek Champion T Shirt and Merchandise

They doubted him. But now THEY are doubted! (Ultimate revenge.)

Mothman West Virginia cryptid urban legend

So nice

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Local Union 777

Bigfoot Expert for life.

If everyone's favorite hairy beast can burn his calories, so can you!

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They say on a dark and foggy night you can hear his crumpled footsteps through the shadows of the trees. He is not a very elusive fellow.

Keep an eye out there in the woods for anything large walking behind you, like Bigfoot!