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Ashley and Jess are rooting for KC in the Super Bowl.

Let's be honest - this is just the truth behind our entire show.

Let's be honest - this is just the real truth behind our entire show.

This design was inspired by our true crime episode, "A Panther Walks into a Bank Part 2," in which we discuss the serial robberies committed by Attila Ambrus aka "The Whiskey Robber."

This design was inspired by our true crime episode, "The Romanovs, Rasputin, and the Russian Revolution Part 1."

This design was inspired by our True Crime episode on Pablo Escobar's cocaine smuggling empire, specifically by the route nicknamed the "banana route." Move it along. There's nothing to see here. Nothing but bananas.

This design was inspired by the cold open from our Fiction Friday episode, "The Lady Gets the Last Laugh." Every friendship must undergo a test from time to time. It just so happens ours was about blueberries.

This design was inspired by our True Crime episode, "Natwarlal, Not Narwhal."

This one speaks for itself.

Studying Scarlet logo of our two hilarious and sexy hosts.

This design was inspired by a funny moment from our episode "The Davidoff-Morini Stradivarius."

This design was inspired by a funny moment from our episode "The Davidoff-Morini Stradivarius."

An alternate version of our closing tagline in blue font and with a more Hamlet-style skull.

This fun design features our tagline from the end of every episode as well as a cute little skill to complete the look.

This design is inspired by our episode, "Tiger kidnapping and it's not what you think." Clearly, someone didn't send our animated criminal the memo.

This design was inspired by our episode "The Attempted Assassination of John Connor." Ashley struggled to write her notes for the episode because it was a challenge distinguishing between the two Terminators in the film, so she decided to refer to T-1000 as Officer Terminator, and the name ended up sticking for the duration of the episode.

This design is inspired by the constant struggle between Ashley and Jess about which flubs should be edited out of the show and which should be left in. Let's be honest: Jess almost always wins this one.

This design was inspired by our episode on the crimes of Bruce McArthur. Sometimes an older guy who looks like a sweet Santa just can't be trusted.

This design was inspired by our Fiction Friday episode on "Any Old Port in a Storm" from Columbo.

This design was inspired by our episode on the Harry Winston diamond heists that happened in Paris, which may have been connected to a gang known as the Pink Panthers. A group of thieves this extra requires a design with a little more flair.

This design was inspired by our episode "Why You Shouldn't Long Jump a Coffee Table or Rob a Bank."

This design was inspired by our two part coverage of the .44-Caliber Killings. Remember if you're going to be driving around in the dark, you sure better have those headlights on. No excuses!

This design was inspired by our two part coverage of the .44-Caliber killings but features lighter font for our fans who prefer their clothing or accessories in darker colors. Remember if you're driving at night, you better have those headlights on!

This design, by Emily D, was inspired by our True Crime episode 'He forked out his own eye'

The one, the only, official Pineapple Pizza Podcast logo. You're welcome

Who likes Freud anyway?

Sweet and cheesy, not everyone understands our awesomeness, but we're sure glad you do... question mark?

Instead of putting a bird on it, put a skull on it! Specifically, Skull-y from Ye Olde Crime. Show off your sophisticated taste in podcasts with pride.

The dead rise again

No spooky stories of the paranormal here! Just cutesy chatter

Join us in raising a toast to our ghosts!

Our delightful mascot will smash through a city, and right into your heart

A fun throw back to our blade episode. Karen? Is probably the thing we have said the most on the show and it always make us chuckle.

Our Logo. Nothing More. Nothing Less

In honour of the fact, Paul can't pronounce "NASA". Here is a design you all can wear!

This Tee is so bad that I wanted to give it zero stars... but I couldn't.