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The quote "Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something" in an iPhone text bubble.

The man, the myth, the mustache!

Disband the government with Ron Swanson as your leader.

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Goodbye, workplace proximity associate.

I regret nothing. The end. -Ron Swanson

The wisest man in America

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

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Ron Swanson "please and thank you"

Parks and Rec I regret nothing Ron Swanson

The quote, "Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets," on an iPhone text bubble.

Be like Ron.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

Ron Swanson is very well known for his quotes on Parks and Rec.... He regrets nothing. Ron Swanson is presented here in Bobs Burgers Style!

Ron F****ing Swanson

I've eaten a lot of food in a lot of restaurants.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his distinguished looks, sure to bring joy to the fans of the show. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

The quote, "Give me all of the bacon and eggs you have" in an iPhone text bubble.

"I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves"

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

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Ron Swanson I regret nothing. The end.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

Ron Swanson Give me all the bacon

Parks and Rec's very own Ron Swanson's Very Good Comic!

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

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